Caption This!

e-mail | Brett Noel 1/12/05

[pookie18]

Received the following e-mail from Brett Noel. Brett is among the cartoonists that I use in my Today's Toons threads. He's at This Site.

"I am attaching a cartoon for you to have your group find a caption for. Please let me know if you post it, and also what the response is. Thanks, Brett"

OK, group...do it!

[MatchpointOK]

We only lost the last election by this much!

[teenyelliott]

"No, really, it's this long."

[shubi]

Dodidodidoodidoodi if I only had a brain.

[the invisib1e hand]

can't believe no one posted this:

Pull my finger! Again I say, PULL my finger!

[Charles Henrickson]

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-TOX)

[Choose Ye This Day]

Tweedle Drunk.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Shho, ossifer, lemme shee if I've got thish shtr . . . shhtrr . . . if I've got thish right. {*burrpp*} You want me to tuh . . . tuh . . . tuh-uh-uchh my nose to my finger? Whishh nose?"

[conservativebabe]

LOL!

[Fawnn]

U.S. Coast Guard-Approved Perpetually Inflated,
Inherently Buoyant Flotation Device
Caution: Proven Unreliable as a Passenger-Side Airbag

[BufordP]

Senator Kennedy: "Well, just as an attorney, as a human being, I would have thought that if there were recommendations that were so blatantly and flagrantly over the line in terms of torture, that you might have recognized them. I mean, it certainly appears to me that water boarding, with all its descriptions about drowning someone to that kind of a point, would come awfully close to getting over the border, and that you'd be able to at least say today, 'There were some that were recommended or suggested on that, but I certainly wouldn't have had a part of that, as a human being.'

Alberto Gonzales: "Senator, I'll be sure to remember your words the next time I drive through Chappaquidick"

[Tuba Guy]

Ted to Mary Jo: "I'll be right back with help."

Mary Jo (eight hours later): "gluurb"

[StarCMC]

OMG Fawnn - I love it!!

Where are Sarge and Radix???

[Palladin]

"Go get me that little girl soldier from Abu Ghraib. I need a good S&M session."

[trustandobey]

too much consumin goin on !

[GMMAC]

"I tell ya comrades, I was this close to turning America into a socialist paradise ... and then along comes Ronald Reagan."

[MarineBrat]

Mary Jo had resolved to end the love affair with me that night . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail . . . though the term "love affair" struck her as a ridiculous euphemism . . . not unlike "sand vein," which is after all an intestine, not a vein . . . and that tarry substance inside certainly isn't sand . . . and that, Mary Jo said, brought her back to me, Ted Kennedy.


--Shamelessly stolen and adapted from the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/lyttony.htm

[MAWG]

I'M SO DRUNK I JUST SHAT MY DRAWERS AND IT FEELS LIKE IT'S THIS LONG.

[Fruitbat]

"Err...AH,...I'd say Hillary's arse is about this wide..."

[pookie18]

Great job, so far, everyone. I know that I'd hate to choose from so many good ones...the good news is that I don't have to!!!!!

[P.O.E.]

Soupy Sales used to be da man! (Showing my age here).