Caption This!

e-mail | Brett Noel 1/12/05

[pookie18]

Received the following e-mail from Brett Noel. Brett is among the cartoonists that I use in my Today's Toons threads. He's at This Site.

"I am attaching a cartoon for you to have your group find a caption for. Please let me know if you post it, and also what the response is. Thanks, Brett"

OK, group...do it!

[capydick]

"Scotch and water please. With this much Scotch".

[cd jones]

"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO TO OUR COUNTRY"

[MinuteGal]

"This is the width of the Kennedy Sandwich. I'm the bolgna half and Chris Dodd is the ham half. In the middle is the waitress. Those were the days, my friends."

Leni

[John Lenin]

[rockabyebaby]

"If you're stupid and you know it, point your fingers, "

bwahahahahahahahahahah roflmao!!!!!

[tob2]

That's it! A Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.

[Darkwolf377]

"...drowning someone ...I certainly wouldn't have had a part of that."--Ted Kennedy during the AG hearings

[Ruth A.]

I never removed the neck collar. I dare you to look for it.

[Happy2BMe]

Brett's talents (and truthfulness) are certainly needed desperately in times like these . . BTT

[Radix]

Barkeep, make that Chivas a triple!

 

[Flightdeck]

I got kicked out of Harvard for cheating only this much! Not fair..

[Spok]

Even in the most flattering of caricatures, he comes across as a buffoon. I don't know why his politics are so far to the left-he's the best example for Marxists to argue that the rich deserve only to be shot.

[the invisib1e hand]

"Is this the way to the surface?!"

[chuckles] my favorite.

[AQGeiger]

The artist was far to kind in his portrayal. His nose is nowhere near red enough.

[Alouette]

"More people died in the back seat of my car than at the hands of US torturers at Abu Ghraib prison!"

[Darkwolf377]

"...ours is a politics of hope and unity."--Ted Kennedy

Obviously the two things most associated with Ted Kennedy's politics.

[Happy2BMe]

First . . ya start out with just a 'little' lie ..

then . . ya make 'em think you're on THEIR SIDE . .

and when ya got 'em where ya want 'em . .

[Mark in the Old South]

Man that fatso takes up some kinda band width.
Okay that isn't exactly a caption but I am all out of jokes about flatulent delusional drunks.

[GeekDejure]

I'm only gonna ask you two more times...

Where dahell didja hide my shoes ???

.

[b9]

Looks like he's singin' disco(w)...

THAT's the way , uhHUH uhHUH
I LIEkit, uhHUH uhHUH...