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Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle
The Sun ^ | 1.11.2005

Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick

By SUN ONLINE REPORTER

A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
 
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: ballless; bionicwoman; hightenor; imsorry; smelltest; weakscrotum
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To: NYC GOP Chick

OMG!

How awful!

Will he still be able to have kids with one or do you need both?

That poor man.


121 posted on 01/11/2005 9:06:45 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

So whats the rest of the story? Did he give in and have sex with her?


122 posted on 01/11/2005 9:07:46 PM PST by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: AirForceMom

So in the UK they call that organ "tackle"?


123 posted on 01/11/2005 9:08:42 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Petronski

At least she didn't swallow...


124 posted on 01/11/2005 9:08:48 PM PST by DB (©)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Did he trade it in for a new car?

Iwould give my left nut for a

125 posted on 01/11/2005 9:08:55 PM PST by razorback-bert
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To: libs_kma

LOL!


126 posted on 01/11/2005 9:09:29 PM PST by aroostook war
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To: libs_kma

I don't think he was in any condition to have sex with her. I'd bet he was keeled over in pain. This girl is horrific.


127 posted on 01/11/2005 9:10:29 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I don't think it's funny -- just a rather unusual story.

As the saying used to go, "We don't make the news, we just report it."

128 posted on 01/11/2005 9:12:32 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Uh, we have a 'TESTICLE FESTIVAL' every year in our area but they serve cow ba..s


129 posted on 01/11/2005 9:13:06 PM PST by Cate
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To: libs_kma

What do you think? He didn't have the balls to say no.


130 posted on 01/11/2005 9:13:42 PM PST by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

I hate when that happens

131 posted on 01/11/2005 9:14:07 PM PST by Smedley (I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt.)
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To: nmh

Funny.......I thought of fishing when I read that.


132 posted on 01/11/2005 9:15:39 PM PST by AirForceMom (They are scarmabling out of the woodwork.....call the paver.)
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To: TexasTransplant

Now I'm really about to lose it!


133 posted on 01/11/2005 9:17:29 PM PST by Ohioan from Florida (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.- Edmund Burke)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

PSA: You should eat when you consume alchohol. May we recommend the nut?


134 posted on 01/11/2005 9:19:13 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (Cha! I am so not an aggressive driver! Call me pro-active.)
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To: AirForceMom

Is she competing with Lorena Bobbit?

Remember her. She cut it off with a knife or maybe she bite it off ... I don't remember ... it was awful! I don't remember if they reattached it or not.

Anyway I think they should require a rapist to spend some time with her. There's no telling what she'd do to him.

If I were a guy, I'd be scared to death of her!


135 posted on 01/11/2005 9:26:56 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: MisterRepublican

LOL, "Let's sign her up for membership, and no dues for the first year"!;)


136 posted on 01/11/2005 9:27:07 PM PST by Frank_2001
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To: Dog Gone
Mutiliation of females is NOT a funny story, though.

But I would be that as many men as women are making the jokes. There is a double standard.

137 posted on 01/11/2005 9:30:56 PM PST by FITZ
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To: NutCrackerBoy

LOL!!!


138 posted on 01/11/2005 9:31:33 PM PST by FITZ
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To: nmh

Lets replay the scenario, he's standing there naked and she reaches up and yanks one testical off, then it's in her mouth? Seems more believable that he's standing there and she's trying to coax him to give her what she wants and has her mouth in the approximate area, and when he says no, off it goes. She's left sitting with a mouth full. Call CSI they can crack this nut.


139 posted on 01/11/2005 9:32:09 PM PST by Bassfire (do not try this without proper supervision or extremely intoxicated)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

But it is pretty funny of a story. Even funnier the second reading of it.


140 posted on 01/11/2005 9:37:03 PM PST by FITZ
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