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Tampons come to the rescue in Iraq!! (Don't worry, it's a good story)
Blackfive (see URL) ^ | 12/30/04 | 2004 Weblog Award Winner of Best Military Blog

Posted on 01/10/2005 9:07:11 PM PST by paulat

(From a mom):

He told me how wonderful the care packages were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we’ll call “Marine X” did get a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so everytime he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because everytime I send something to him Marine X thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, "What'd we get this time?" )

My son said they had the most fun with Marine X’s package. He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pack to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, "Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!". He said one of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsock. He said it entertained them for quite awhile.

Then of course, they had the tampons. When he brought this up my imagination was just running wild, but I let him continue. My son said they had to go on a mission and Marine X wanted the chapstick and lotion for the trip. He grabbed a bunch of the items out of his care package and got in the humvee. As luck would have it he grabbed the tampons, and My son said everyone was teasing him about "not forgetting his feminine hygiene products". My son said things were going well, and then the convoy was ambushed. He said a Marine in the convoy was shot. He said the wound was pretty clean, but it was deep. He said they were administering first aid but couldn't get the bleeding to slow down, and someone said, "Hey use Marine X’s tampons". My son said they put the tampon in the wound. At this point my son profoundly told me, "Mom did you know that tampons expand?" ) "Well, yeah!". They successfully slowed the bleeding and got the guy medical attention. When they went to check on him later the surgeon told them, "You guys saved his life". If you hadn't stopped that bleeding he would have bled to death. My son said, "Mom, the tampons sent by the Marine Moms by mistake saved a Marines life." At this point I asked him, "Well what did you do with the rest of the tampons?" He said, "Oh, we divided them up and we all have them in our flak jackets, and I kept two for our first aid kit".

I am absolutely amazed by the ingenuity of our Marines, and can't believe that something that started out as a mistake ended up saving someone's life. My sister said she doesn't believe in mistakes. She said that God had a plan all along. She believes that female care package was sent to Marine X to save our Marine. Either way ladies our efforts have boosted the morale of many Marines, provided much needed items for our troops, AND saved the lives of a Marine! God bless each of you for your efforts and hard work, and God bless our Marines!

Thank you

Wendy

Posted by Blackfive in Military | Permalink


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: anamericansoldier; atrw; firstamazonbttn; iraq; military; moms; noteworthy; pms; reallycoolstuff; tampon; tampons; terrorwar; warlist; waronterror
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To: gimmebackmyconstitution

Reposting threads takes up bandwidth. Bandwidth must be paid for.


21 posted on 01/10/2005 9:23:10 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: paulat

No, no, no...don't get rid of the thread. Some of us haven't seen this yet.


22 posted on 01/10/2005 9:23:15 PM PST by paltz
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To: paulat; airborne; Brad's Gramma

FYI Ping


23 posted on 01/10/2005 9:25:09 PM PST by Mo1 (Does the distinguished Sen from VT wish to act as our treaty rep. for negotiations with Al Queda?)
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To: Happygal

Then why are y'all posting on here if you've read it before? Save the bandwidth for those who haven't seen it! (Like me!) SHeesh!!


24 posted on 01/10/2005 9:26:27 PM PST by GummyIII (Oops!! Tried to steal my own tagline!)
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To: paulat
My son said they had the most fun with Marine X’s package. He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pack to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, "Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!". He said one of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsock. He said it entertained them for quite awhile.

Oy! Self abuse! I wonder if they have photos of this. Who is the commander of this outfit?!?! This is cruel and inhuman behavior!! Who does he think he is, a prisoner, or something???? </sarcasm>

25 posted on 01/10/2005 9:26:58 PM PST by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: HiJinx

It's a cute story,but I wonder of it's real.


26 posted on 01/10/2005 9:27:29 PM PST by nopardons
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To: Mike Bates

Ah, I should have read through the thread first ... your reply is better LOL!


27 posted on 01/10/2005 9:27:35 PM PST by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: Happygal

Thanks for pointing that out Happygal, but how do folks who watch the thread headlines who aren't about the emergency medical benefits of tampons learn this kind of stuff- short of reading every thread back until before the election? Does F.R. have a firm policy on duplicitous threads?


28 posted on 01/10/2005 9:27:36 PM PST by gimmebackmyconstitution (join my alert list:Hillarysnightmare@hotmail.com)
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To: paulat

Hahahahaha! Thats a cute story! Ingenious too!

Smart guys. I like the windsock underwear!


29 posted on 01/10/2005 9:28:54 PM PST by atruelady
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To: bitt
Listen,newbie,it's NOT all that hard. First you start out by checking the title,then the salient words. What's so difficult about that?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh,yourself! ;^)

30 posted on 01/10/2005 9:29:17 PM PST by nopardons
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To: paulat
If the military needs Chap Stik, the should contact Whitehall-Robins, in Richmond, VA. They were my client in 1996. Whitehall-Robins is a divsion of American Home Products, based in NJ.

I put together their ERP, CRM and Advanced Pricining, AR, AP, and GL pieces of the project.

I also did the FDA qualification process for the Feds on their prescription side of the business.

Wyeth Ayerest was a major portion of the project as well; in that their drugs were more of an "esoteric" nature.

31 posted on 01/10/2005 9:29:17 PM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: Boomer Geezer
Kindly be assured that reading the thread before responding is not appropriate behavior around here.

Regards.

32 posted on 01/10/2005 9:29:39 PM PST by Mike Bates (Start the New Year with a good book. Modesty prevents me from suggesting which one.)
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To: Happygal

It's the fourth or fifth posting...at the least! LOL


33 posted on 01/10/2005 9:30:12 PM PST by nopardons
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To: paulat; arasina; fortunecookie; martin_fierro; dighton; Constitution Day
"Mom did you know that tampons expand?"

LOLROTFLMAORFIAPIMP! Duh.

34 posted on 01/10/2005 9:30:17 PM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: nopardons

Timing is everything ;-)


35 posted on 01/10/2005 9:31:26 PM PST by GummyIII (Oops!! Tried to steal my own tagline!)
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To: paulat; Admin Moderator
Should we ask the Admin Monitor to pull it?

You want the Admin to pull the tampons? LOL




I'm such a juvenile sometimes.

36 posted on 01/10/2005 9:31:27 PM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: paulat
Heh, maybe it's because the Red Cross First Aid Class was for Girl Scout leaders, but we were taught about using sanitary napkins and tampons on heavily bleeding wounds, cause our First Aid kits always have these.

I guess the Marines never got that memo; but you can be sure the story will be going around over there!

37 posted on 01/10/2005 9:31:28 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: GummyIII

For almost EVERYTHING! LOL


38 posted on 01/10/2005 9:33:08 PM PST by nopardons
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To: gimmebackmyconstitution

Not so much on threads like this, I think.

But in high volume times, you could get ten duplicate threads on the same topic within a ten hour period. Then they try to manage the volume.

I think this is a cute story. And I didn't read it first time round either. No harm done, in my mind.

However, no point bashing people who are simply trying to encourage good posting practice either. :-)


39 posted on 01/10/2005 9:33:12 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: nopardons
I searched...two times previously with original title. Personally, I read it this time because of the title. And I couldn't sleep. And I was bored. And....
40 posted on 01/10/2005 9:33:53 PM PST by GummyIII (Oops!! Tried to steal my own tagline!)
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