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Private | 6/29/01 | Ted Nugent

Posted on 01/10/2005 11:39:32 AM PST by odoso

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To: mwyounce
It's official. I've become the OBL of the inbox.
41 posted on 01/10/2005 12:07:19 PM PST by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: MikeinIraq
It wasnt George Carlin either....

Oh, right, it was Dennis Miller.

42 posted on 01/10/2005 12:08:18 PM PST by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: odoso
An oldie but goodie.

The guys who wrote it [U.S. Constitution] were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

I hope that every liberal/socialist/democRAT understands the last sentence.

5.56mm

43 posted on 01/10/2005 12:09:02 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe
I don't give a hoot who wrote it I still Enjoy reading it again and again. I copied it and gave it to an ex friend who didn't appreciate it one bit, SHE thought it was disgusting. OH WELL!!!
44 posted on 01/10/2005 12:19:42 PM PST by snowman1
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To: AppyPappy

Grate? You can't be series!


45 posted on 01/10/2005 12:51:40 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob (Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?)
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To: TXBSAFH

"Nugent in 2008"



AMEN!


46 posted on 01/10/2005 12:52:47 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: bootyist-monk
Everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame...
47 posted on 01/10/2005 12:57:37 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 5 and counting))
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To: Rodney King
Oh, right, it was Dennis Miller.

No it was Larry Miller.

48 posted on 01/10/2005 12:58:25 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 5 and counting))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
No it was Larry Miller

Author of one of my favorite routines...

The Five Levels of Drinking
by Larry Miller

LEVEL 1:

It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNEMPLOYED friends. Here at level one you think to yourself, "Oh come on, why as long as I get seven hours of sleep (snap fingers), I'm cool.".

LEVEL 2:

It's midnight. You've had a few more beers. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing against artificial turf. You get up to leave again, but at level two, a little devil appears on your shoulder. And now you're thinking, "Hey! I'm out with my friends! That’s important to me! What am I working for anyway? These are the good times! Besides, as long as I get five hours sleep (snaps fingers) I'm cool.".

LEVEL 3:

One in the morning. You've abandoned beer for tequila. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing FOR artificial turf. And now you're thinking, "Our waitress is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" At level three, you love the world. On the way to the bathroom you buy a drink for the stranger at the end of the bar just because you like his face. You get drinking fantasies. "Hey fellas, if we bought our own bar, we could live together forever" But at level three, that devil is a little bit bigger....and he's buying. And you're thinking "Oh, come on, come on now. As long as I get three hours sleep...and a complete change of blood (snaps fingers), I'm cool.".

LEVEL 4:

Two in the morning. And the devil is bartending. For last call, you ordered a bottle of rum and a Coke. You ARE artificial turf! This time on your way to the bathroom, you punch the stranger at the end of the bar. Just because you don't like his face! And now you're thinking, "Our busboy is the best looking man I've ever seen." You and your friends decide to leave, right after you get thrown out, and one of you knows an....after hours bar. And here, at level four, you actually think to yourself, "Well....as long as I'm only going to get a few hours sleep anyway, I may as well....STAY UP ALL NIGHT!!!! Yeah! That'd be good for me. I don't mind going to that board meeting looking like Keith Richards. Yeah, I'll turn that around, make it work for me. And besides, as long as I get 31 hours sleep tomorrow (snaps fingers), I'm cool.

LEVEL 5:

Five in the morning. after unsuccessfully trying to get your money back at the tattoo parlor ("But I don't even know anybody named Ruby!!!"), even the devil is going, "Uh, I gotta turn in. I gotta be in Hell- at nine. I've got that brunch with Hitler, I can't miss that." you and your friends wind up across the state line in a bar with guys who have been in prison as recently as...that morning. At this point, you're all drinking some kind of thick blue liquor, ususally used to clean combs. A waitress with fresh stitches comes in her head comes over, and you think to yourself, "Someday I'm gonna marry that girl!!" Suddenly, one of your friends stands up and screams, "WE'RE DRIVIN' TO FLORIDA!!!!!"- and passes out. You crawl outside for air , and then you hit the worst part of level five- the sun. You weren't expecting that were you? You never do. You walk out of a bar in daylight, and you see people on their way to work, or jogging. And they look at you-and they know. And they say..."Who's Ruby?" Let's be honest, if you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's like a victory like you've beat the night, but if you're over 30, then that sun is like God's flashlight. We all say the same prayer then say it with me now: "I swear, I will never do this again (how long?) as long as I live!"

And some of us have that little addition “and this time… I mean it!”

49 posted on 01/10/2005 1:04:37 PM PST by mwyounce
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To: odoso; TheBigB
A little bit ahead of his time...

And you're a little late...

waaaaaaaaay late..

Rock Climbing....

50 posted on 01/10/2005 1:15:40 PM PST by TomServo ("There's a train that leaves at 8:30. - Be under it.")
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To: odoso

Rock on Ted. Any chance we might see him read this VERY LOUDLY to Boxer and her lefty friends?


51 posted on 01/10/2005 1:19:30 PM PST by BillyCrockett
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To: TomServo
Tom! Good to have ya back, buddy!

52 posted on 01/10/2005 1:28:39 PM PST by TheBigB ("A Queen is never late. Everyone else is simply...early." ~~Queen Clarisse Rinaldi of Genovia)
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To: odoso

Isn't there a beeber like device that one can use to see who really wrothe this?


53 posted on 01/10/2005 1:37:11 PM PST by Delbert
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To: odoso

bump


54 posted on 01/10/2005 1:37:14 PM PST by Centurion2000 (Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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To: TomServo

Holy toads! Good ta see ya!


55 posted on 01/10/2005 1:37:54 PM PST by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: TheBigB
Thanks BB! Glad to be back buddy! ;-)

Thanks for the ping!

56 posted on 01/10/2005 2:10:49 PM PST by TomServo ("There's a train that leaves at 8:30. - Be under it.")
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks Laz! Good to see you, too. :-)


57 posted on 01/10/2005 2:11:51 PM PST by TomServo ("There's a train that leaves at 8:30. - Be under it.")
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To: Lazamataz

Another oldie but goodie.


58 posted on 05/29/2005 3:25:08 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: odoso

Are you sure that George Carlin didn't write this?


59 posted on 07/25/2005 7:26:15 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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