Caption this (vanity)

[ChadGore]

Big Balls

[MikefromOhio]

"This is a bloody football game!! WE are bloody hooligans!! RIOT!!!

[al baby]

are those sweaty balls

[TexasCajun]

Wow! Looks like a stadium full of fools watching another exciting 0-0 football borefest.

[LonePalm]

Take me out to the ball game. Take me out with the crowd....

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Slyfox]

"Gee, I like this much better than 'Car Battery Day'"

[Reaganesque]

...or "Chunks O'Concrete" Day for that matter.

[Gunrunner2]

Bwahahahah. . .darn. . .I shoulda put my coffee down first.

[World'sGoneInsane]

First the earthquake, tsunami, avalanches, snowstorms, and floods, now large colorful bubbles float down from the heavens. It was the end of another game.

[mrsmith]

Commentator: "...what's more the papers are full of reports of blancmanges appearing on soccer fields up and down the country - practising. This can only mean one thing!"
Voice Over (and CAPTION): 'THEY MEAN TO WIN THE WORLD CUP'

Charles: "They mean to win the World Cup!"
(Cut to commentator in his box.)

Commentator: " Well, here at the World Cup, it's been a most extraordinary week's Soccer. The blancmanges have swept the board, winning match after match..."

[The Drowning Witch]

"Now THAT'S what I call FIRST CLASS HOOLIGANISM."

[bray]

Eurotrash!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Jokelahoma]

Ah, I see most of the crowd actually woke up. That's tough to do watching that particular "sport". But at least we know they won't have the "balls" to do that again.

[Chode]

trials for new standard succerball after British NannyState outlaws standard succer balls for being tooo heavy/hard/dangerous and causing toooo many injuries.

[martin_fierro]

[spinestein]

The International Soccer League attempts to add excitement to the game with a slight rule change intended to increase scoring.

"We may have to tweak the rules a little further" said Hans Schmuckman, spokesman for ISL, after the London Hooliganians beat the Berlin Bruisiers 418 to 397.

[bitt]

good one...

[bitt]

"dodge ball has lately replaced the national sport, and beach balls have been utilized to lessen the possibility of 'boo-boos' or 'hurt feelings'."

[knarf]

Nice break ...

Yellow ball, one bank, cross side, leave for the blue.
Blue ball in end net, draw for green ball, masse' over red stripe, combine green stripe/green ball, one rail, side pocket, leave for clear ball, play stop for clear ball into end net, low left on cue for orange one bank back to end net,
Declare victory,
collapse and sleep in air mattress.