Posted on 01/05/2005 9:56:40 AM PST by Always Right
Bush's Election in Series Jeopardy: Republicans running in fear
January 5, 2005, breaking hard
(Washington DC) - The well lubed Democratic Machine is in full thrust. Millions of voters are set to march in Washington DC tomorrow to protest the certification of electors. The other shoe has finally dropped and Bush's 2nd Inauguration may not happen. The brilliant non-partisan Representative John Conyers, Jr., Ranking Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee has released the long-awaited Status Report Preserving Democracy: What Went Wrong in Ohio. This report weighing in at over 100 pages threatens to shake up Washington DC and rock the world with rock-solid evidence of how Bush stole Presidency for the second time.
Among the most damaging evidence from the report includes:
-While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar, Democrats had to fight the bitter cold and rain to go to their own polling place and some even had to wait in line to vote.
-Evil Hitler wannabe Uncle Tom partisan Bush supporter Secretary of State Blackwell actually insisted that voters be registered to vote, similar to tactics used by the Nazi's in the 1930's.
-Exit polling data which has never been wrong in the over 4 billion years the earth existed of roughly 1200 Ohioans did not match the actual vote of over 5.7 million voters. Non-partisan Berkley statisticians calculated the odds of this happening approaching nearly a google-plex to one, which happens to be the odds of Richard Simons being straight.
-The Bush-controlled corporate monster Triad, who provided Ohio's corrupt voting machines, actually provided information to elections officials to assist them in their recount, thus insuring the recount would match their corrupt results.
-While the honest Democrat challengers randomly selected precincts with a perfect mix of all races and politely challenged voters without any partisan motives, the brown-shirt Bush supporters concentrated their vote challenge efforts in Democratic areas, and used their disruptive bigoted tactics to intimidate mostly in minority areas.
-There were thousands and thousands of intimidated voters who were scared by these Gestapo tactics into not selecting either candidate for President. These spoiled ballots alone could have given the real winner, the honorable war-hero patriotic Senator John F. Kerry, the election.
These numerous unexplained unprecedented highly-illegal irregularities are sufficient cause for both houses of Congress to reject Ohio's electors, thus giving John F. Kerry the majority of electoral votes cast and thus making him the President-elect. Disregarding theses illegal Ohio electors, and ignoring the apparent vote of 5.7 million people is the only way to restore our Democracy and rebuild the lost confidence that everyone has with our corrupt voting process. January 6, 2005 is set to be a historic day for America, perhaps even surpassing July 4, 1776. Yes, help is on its way!
Is that you, Mark Morford?
They also show up at Thanksgiving... :0(
I had to wait in line and I'm from a Blue State!!!
You obviously can't trust a Democrat with anything. Stealing's in their DNA.
Rush is talking about this now.
Well, actually, if Ohio's electors were simply rejected (not counted), Kerry would still lose 252 to 266.
This is HORIBEL! If there wuz any demacrats in my stat i wud vote for it!
Can sKeeerrryyy un-concede his concedentation?
Has anyone seen him with (backwards) gun in his rented camos gathering RAT militia?
Right, sure they are. Millions!?!?! Right. Jessie doesn't have enough busses to get these people there. Are they planning on bring all the illegal aliens, homeless, Al-Quida types? A million my butt. Like the MILLION MOM MARCH I guess! Right. A million only if a Washington State / Ukraine County dem vote counter is counting.
Dringing too much will make you go blind, my mamma said...
Dang, you mean I was ahead of Rush ?? LOL!!
ROFLMPO?
The left has imploded
DUmmie FUnnies just crop up everywhere nowadays! PJ, the DUmmies will go on for days about this one. Lots of material for ya! LOL
A most concise and impressive summary rendition of the DU election threads. Splendid.
I think we should use your excellent thread as a repository for the most entertaining quotes. :-)
MM
Non-partisan Berkley statisticians = OXYMORON.
Put the mouse down. Step away from the keyboard. Breathe deeply - one, two three. Now let's go over some basics. There's a big, big door in one of your rooms, probably the one with the sofa. Behind it is called "outside." Check it out. Now, those other people in the rooms? They're called "family." They don't go away when you reboot - I know, I've tried. Some of them were infants when you first logged into FR. They're ready for high school graduation now...
It's TWOO! It's TWOO!
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