Bush's Election in Series Jeopardy

Various | 1-5-2005 | me

[holymoly]

I am glad my coffee was only lukewarm otherwise I would have to sous for burns to my nose and nasal passages for the ejection of said coffee through them. LOL

Long ago I learned not to dring *anything* while reading Free Republic. Too many comedians. ;)

[TheBigB]

The well lubed Democratic Machine is in full thrust.

Is that you, Mark Morford?

[JesseJane]

They also show up at Thanksgiving... :0(

[KevinDavis]

I had to wait in line and I'm from a Blue State!!!

[Lx]

You obviously can't trust a Democrat with anything. Stealing's in their DNA.

Rush is talking about this now.

[Toddsterpatriot]

These numerous unexplained unprecedented highly-illegal irregularities are sufficient cause for both houses of Congress to reject Ohio's electors, thus giving John F. Kerry the majority of electoral votes cast and thus making him the President-elect.

Well, actually, if Ohio's electors were simply rejected (not counted), Kerry would still lose 252 to 266.

[Da Bilge Troll]

This is HORIBEL! If there wuz any demacrats in my stat i wud vote for it!

[Leo Carpathian]

Can sKeeerrryyy un-concede his concedentation?
Has anyone seen him with (backwards) gun in his rented camos gathering RAT militia?

[RetiredArmy]

Millions of voters are set to march in Washington DC tomorrow to protest the certification of electors.

Right, sure they are. Millions!?!?! Right. Jessie doesn't have enough busses to get these people there. Are they planning on bring all the illegal aliens, homeless, Al-Quida types? A million my butt. Like the MILLION MOM MARCH I guess! Right. A million only if a Washington State / Ukraine County dem vote counter is counting.

[TheBigB]

Long ago I learned not to dring *anything* while reading Free Republic.

Dringing too much will make you go blind, my mamma said...

[JesseJane]

Dang, you mean I was ahead of Rush ?? LOL!!

[My Favorite Headache]

[ItsForTheChildren]

ROFLMPO?

[MJY1288]

The left has imploded

[CAluvdubya]

DUmmie FUnnies just crop up everywhere nowadays! PJ, the DUmmies will go on for days about this one. Lots of material for ya! LOL

[MississippiMan]

A most concise and impressive summary rendition of the DU election threads. Splendid.

I think we should use your excellent thread as a repository for the most entertaining quotes. :-)

MM

[Arrowhead1952]

-Exit polling data which has never been wrong in the over 4 billion years the earth existed of roughly 1200 Ohioans did not match the actual vote of over 5.7 million voters. Non-partisan Berkley statisticians calculated the odds of this happening approaching nearly a google-plex to one

Non-partisan Berkley statisticians = OXYMORON.

[Billthedrill]

Uh, AR? Look, I don't want to get personal or anything but you've been spending way too much time behind the monitor here. Way too much.

Put the mouse down. Step away from the keyboard. Breathe deeply - one, two three. Now let's go over some basics. There's a big, big door in one of your rooms, probably the one with the sofa. Behind it is called "outside." Check it out. Now, those other people in the rooms? They're called "family." They don't go away when you reboot - I know, I've tried. Some of them were infants when you first logged into FR. They're ready for high school graduation now...

[Lazamataz]

It's TWOO! It's TWOO!