Serbian woman marries corpse

PK Times ^ | 1-04-05 | PK times

[Rakkasan1]

nope. and at least we know Pelosi didn't kill him.


Pelosi denies murdering millionaire during intense cross-examination
http://courttv.com/trials/pelosi/120804_ctv.html

she's still trying to murder hopes of ever seeing real tax or sosh security reform.

[The Electrician]

Another example of the slippery slope effect at work. First you allow gay marriages, next thing people will be lobbying for dead marriages.

[Rakkasan1]

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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(former falling umbrella)

[mlmr]

I couldn't resist! I was just handed the thread and it was sitting there demanding something funny.

[506trooper]

""Weekend at Miodrag's"

Zing!

[HereInTheHeartland]

Fast forward 4 years from now to a murky precinct in Chicago and this guy will cast his vote for Kerry.

[Aussie Dasher]

Pinch my lines....

[506trooper]

"...and at least we know Pelosi didn't kill him."I wouldn't wait for Pelosi to kill me...I'd go out the door without a 'chute.

[506trooper]

"....man who doesn't drink or gamble?" When you've finished with him, send him my way...

"(former falling umbrella)

Yeah, but we lived life to the fullest!

[JSloth]

PERFECT! LOL

[sgtbono2002]

How do you know it wasnt?

[shubi]

I was thinking the same thing. If you can "marry" another man, why can't this poor woman have the corpse she loves and the tax advantages?

[MoochPooch]

This reminds me of the film SON OF DRACULA, where a gypsy fortune teller tells the heroine, "You will marry a corpse . . . ."

[misanthrope]

STIFF??