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To: 506trooper


A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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(former falling umbrella)


23 posted on 01/04/2005 4:12:28 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: There is no justice, there's 'just us'.)
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To: Rakkasan1
"....man who doesn't drink or gamble?" When you've finished with him, send him my way...

"(former falling umbrella)

Yeah, but we lived life to the fullest!

29 posted on 01/04/2005 4:20:48 PM PST by 506trooper (No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
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