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Posted on 01/03/2005 11:09:50 AM PST by Lokibob
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To: Lokibob
Myth busters did a segment on that and showed it was pretty much impossible to shock your self peeing on an electric fence. Even with short stream laminar flow.
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:31:48 AM PST
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I bought something really cool for Gretchen... but I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave... But, if I was going to give this thing to Barb to protect herself against a mugger...
Okay, not to be overly pedantic here, but exactly what is this fella's wife of 14 years named? I should probably over look it, but this is the kind of thing that's endemic to free porn stories on the net, and it's really ruinous.
I have had a similar experience on several occasions as this guy. I vaguely remember on several occasions thinking "Should I do this last shot or not???" only to be awoken early the next morning with that guy kneeling over you with the paddles yelling "CLEAR!!!"
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:32:19 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(Fly Eagles Fly, On the Road to Victory! Fly Eagles Fly, Score a Touchdown One Two Three!)
To: Lokibob
We used to see who could hang on to the electric fence the longest. I've inherited a pretty good tolerance for pain, so I usually won. (Hey, girls can do stupid stuff too!)
At least you weren't in a subway at the time . . . . < eek >
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:32:22 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: Bahbah
Good laugh!....Zapped by his own beeper.
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:34:05 AM PST
by
hoosiermama
(prayers for all)
To: Lokibob
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:34:13 AM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: sure_fine
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:34:16 AM PST
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: avg_freeper; Lokibob
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:34:34 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: Lokibob
Reminds me of the one where two guys went out frogging, and when the headlight fuse blew in the truck, the driver stuck a .22 shell in the socket so they could see their way home, but blew off one of his 'nads when the current heated the casing and it went off under the dash.
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:35:32 AM PST
by
Viking2002
(Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
To: Lokibob
I guess he "stuned his beeber"....forgot his wife's name, he did.
Lando 
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:36:08 AM PST
by
Lando Lincoln
(GWB - history will be very kind to you.)
To: Constitution Day; TheBigB; stainlessbanner
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:37:22 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
To: Lokibob
My sides are hurting now; thanks for the belly laughs!!!
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:37:23 AM PST
by
Dust in the Wind
(I've got peace like a river . . .)
To: Owl_Eagle
After his jolt, and all of the beer, it is no wonder he didn't know her name.
I think this e-mail came from a comedian's act, I remember hearing on TV some stand up guy doing the "hold my beer and watch this" routine.
But, it may still make a nice gift for your wife, as long as you can keep her from zapping you!!
To: Lando Lincoln
He obviously roasted a little more than his testicles in this stunt. Others use other methods to kill brain cells.
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:39:20 AM PST
by
westmichman
(Pray for global warming. (Thank G-D for the red states))
To: Lokibob
laughing here! Huh-Huh-Huh
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:39:42 AM PST
by
JockoManning
(www.biblegateway.com)
To: Lokibob
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:39:49 AM PST
by
sawmill trash
(You declare jihad ... we declare DEGUELLO !)
To: avg_freeper
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:41:00 AM PST
by
westmichman
(Pray for global warming. (Thank G-D for the red states))
To: AnAmericanMother
LOL! Good thing someone was nearby to help.
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:41:05 AM PST
by
JockoManning
(www.biblegateway.com)
To: Lokibob
Oh the tears! ROTFLMSAO~!!!! I hate to laugh at your pain, but oh lordy!
Thank you for posting this warning! I am sending it to my husband right now!
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:41:11 AM PST
by
Danae
(Dip bullets in Pig fat. Terrorist Kryptonite.)
To: avg_freeper
Myth Busters are for a fact way wrong on this one. They needed a White Lighting weed zapper, then they'ed have been looking for their 'nads also!
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posted on
01/03/2005 11:41:40 AM PST
by
Dust in the Wind
(I've got peace like a river . . .)
To: Lokibob
Note to self, don't even think about trying this at home.
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