Take a waddle on the wild side?
LOL
CNN sent a reporter to Key West for the news years celebration.
They had a choice of THREE parties to show.
1. A giant lighted Conch Shell being lowered from a flag pole. (giant as in REALLY BIG)
2. A very pretty live woman being lowered from the mast of a Pirate Ship. (actually the pirate museum and its a real naturally born woman)
3. A man dressed like a woman, a very ugly woman, sitting is a giant red woman's high heal shoe chair.
Soooo which one did CNN show? Four gueses and the first three don't count.