[Psycho_Bunny]

Why don't you go back to DU, you pinko commie.

>:P

[Lazamataz]

The one I hunted down and killed.

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that. Statute of limitations and all that.

[Always Right]

None of them were that memorable. Pretty borish for the most part.

[OpusatFR]

I can't differentiate.

They all look the same. (-;

[squarebarb]

It isn't about a best TROLL --- they are all so dimwitted and boring.

It is a matter of the best RESPONSES.

And some of those would put you on the floor.

New addition; Viking Horse Patrol.

[A CA Guy]

No contest, hands down it was jj_fate which inspired an undead zot thread that just complete this morning with a thread ending 65,535 posts.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts

Who can compete with that this year?

[cyborg]

jjfate

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I think that some of the keywords added to a good ZOT! are side-splitting funny. I enjoy just keywords almost as much as the zot. IMO. If you haven't read any of them make a point to do so. Exponential funnyness added.

[EternalVigilance]

The ones we played with until sunrise, when they turned to stone.

They're still there, if you can find the right glade in the woods of Middle Earth...

[Allegra]

As soon as they're zotted, I tend to forget who they are or what they were blathering on about.

[Kurt_D]

You should have seen me spamming and trolling Indymedia!

[Moose4]

I dunno. My cat thinks they're all pretty tasty.

}:-)4

[Pukin Dog]

Hey, it's gotta be the DU idiot claiming to be me, right? Some folks over here were actually believing the a-hole for awhile.

Howlin?

[Honcho Bongs]

This one!

[mdittmar]

me on du,until I couldn't stand it anymore(2 weeks) and went out in a glorious harangue defending our troops,Ha!!

[JesseHousman]

Kevin Davis.

[Fintan]

 

John Kerry.

 

[vetvetdoug]

Ash has always been my favourite. He was my first. One always remembers the first one the best.

[Dashing Dasher]

Pick your favorite...

[wimpycat]

I dunno. The caliber of troll has been declining of late. They're sending in their second-stringers, obviously. Lame, stale, limp, un-crunchy. Not enough salt or zest. It's enough to put one off trolls forever. Poor QC. Their hearts aren't in it anymore.

It's a little insulting, if you ask me. We deserve the best trolls--energetic, clever, lusty, plump and juicy. After all, it's not the kill, but the thrill of the chase.