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Rangers: No Nudists Allowed on Assateague
CBS Broadcasting ^ | Dec 22, 2004 | unknown

Posted on 12/27/2004 7:01:27 PM PST by tbird5

Assateague Island (WJZ) Park rangers on the Eastern Shore have a warning for would-be nudists -- keep your clothes on!

Rangers on Assateague Island say some nudists have considered the southern part of the national seashore a safe zone for nude sunbathing.

So park officials will be stepping up enforcement of indecent exposure laws.

This summer, two men from Ocean City were convicted and fined $650 after their arrests.

Both men are now banned from the national and state parks on the island for three years.

Assistant Chief Ranger Ted Morlock says rangers became more concerned about the issue this summer after a nude man propositioned a female ranger.

A national nude recreation group has hired a Maryland lobbyist to seek legalization of nude sunbathing on a small portion of the island.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: Maryland
KEYWORDS: assateague; nude; sunbathing
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1 posted on 12/27/2004 7:01:27 PM PST by tbird5
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To: tbird5

Guess they'll have to change the name to Coveryourassateague!


2 posted on 12/27/2004 7:03:27 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Snappy, witty, humerous tagline needed! Will pay in Marlboro Miles...)
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To: tbird5
How ironic nudists will not be allowed on Assteague.
3 posted on 12/27/2004 7:03:27 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: CzarNicky

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4 posted on 12/27/2004 7:06:14 PM PST by The Teen Conservative
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To: tbird5

"Assistant Chief Ranger Ted Morlock says rangers became more concerned about the issue this summer after a nude man propositioned a female ranger.

A national nude recreation group has hired a Maryland lobbyist to seek legalization of nude sunbathing on a small portion of the island."


it's as if the first sentence was never written.


5 posted on 12/27/2004 7:07:04 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: tbird5

Don't know about Assateague, but in New York (Rockaway, Jones Beach and Fire Island) and South Florida (Haulover) the nude beaches are dominated by gay men.


6 posted on 12/27/2004 7:08:56 PM PST by Clemenza (Morford 2008: Not that there's anything wrong with it!)
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To: cyborg

Guess you'll have to stick to nude bathing with Germans.


7 posted on 12/27/2004 7:09:17 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: CzarNicky; Theresawithanh
RE: "Ass"teague . . .

On Cape Canaveral National Seashore, there is a portion of the beach where nudists can "moon" people all they want. Nudists have been going there for years.

8 posted on 12/27/2004 7:12:27 PM PST by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (John Kerry--three fake Purple Hearts. George Bush--one real heart of gold.)
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To: Larry Lucido

"Guess you'll have to stick to nude bathing with Germans."

Or go over to Chincoteague and swim with the Chinese.


9 posted on 12/27/2004 7:13:31 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.")
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To: tbird5

Assateague Island is home to some of the largest, hungriest mosquitoes I've ever encountered! My kids call them "nuclear mosquitoes"!


10 posted on 12/27/2004 7:14:55 PM PST by CobaltBlue
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To: Theresawithanh

I don't EVEN want to know what goes on at the beach on Hilton Head!


11 posted on 12/27/2004 7:15:07 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.")
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To: tbird5
No Ass-a-tease in Assateague
12 posted on 12/27/2004 7:15:54 PM PST by mikrofon (Or "No nudes is good nudes")
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To: tbird5
Meantime, organizers have announced the location of their next get-together.


13 posted on 12/27/2004 7:20:11 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: cripplecreek

Yes, the only thing that surprised me was that it was a FEMALE ranger he propositioned.


14 posted on 12/27/2004 7:21:12 PM PST by livius
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To: livius

You'd have thought that kind of propositioning went on only in Kissimmee.


15 posted on 12/27/2004 7:25:43 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.")
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
I don't EVEN want to know what goes on at the beach on Hilton Head!

I, um, explored some new territory on my first trip to HH, but, being from Ohio, I always wanted to try Put-In-Bay. My friends who worked there in summers called it "Put-Out-Bay."

16 posted on 12/27/2004 7:37:21 PM PST by GoBucks2002
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Rangers on Assateague Island say some nudists have considered the southern part of the national seashore a safe zone for nude sunbathing.

I really wish these so-called "journalists" would learn a bit of geography. The SOUTHERN part of the Island is in Virginia, not Maryland. this particular problem has arisen on the maryland side of the Island, the NORTHERN portion of the island.

17 posted on 12/27/2004 7:38:11 PM PST by Gabz (Merry Christmas)
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To: GoBucks2002

Don't miss Middle Bass Island while you're there!


18 posted on 12/27/2004 7:39:24 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.")
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To: CobaltBlue
My kids call them "nuclear mosquitoes"!

We call them the local birds of prey.

19 posted on 12/27/2004 7:43:10 PM PST by Gabz (Merry Christmas)
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To: Clemenza

"the nude beaches are dominated by gay men."

More hanging Chads and dimpled Chads. Chads, Chads... everywhere, Chads! Oh, and a couple of Bruces.


20 posted on 12/27/2004 7:54:26 PM PST by lawdude (Leftists see what they believe. Conservatives believe what they see.)
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