The autopsy will show what nippy condiments are in her bloodstream.
(oh, wait, she's still alive......looks can be so misleading).......
Leni
Oh, c'mon now! I heard this on TV this morning. They actually said, "she fell out of bed and bumped her head"....
I was waiting for the rest....'and couldn't get up in the morning!'
Too bad she didn't land on her face, it might have improved her looks. :)
Liza was delicious in her guest turn on "Arrested Development", but she'll never live down Mark Steyn's withering take on her domestic difficulties:
Mr Gest is now suing Liza for $10 million for repeatedly beating him up during their 16-month marriage. The claim that his brain was damaged during the marriage would be more persuasive if, before it, when it was allegedly undamaged, he hadn’t chosen Michael Jackson to be his best man.
Unless, of course, Liza was already beating him up during the engagement, which would explain why, standing next to Jacko in the wedding photographs, David looks like Uday and Qusay’s brother after being touched up by the Pentagon embalmers and put on display at the Baghdad morgue.
The plight of battered husbands is, of course, a serious issue, especially given the gender bias of modern society. But one can’t help feeling Liza’s ex is unlikely to be a useful role model in this regard. By his own description, his wife is an “overweight, raging alcoholic”. An overweight, raging alcoholic with two artificial hips who’s almost a decade his senior and barely over 5 ft tall. Couldn’t he have run for his life? Or, come to that, strolled for his life?
As the talk-show host Jon Stewart observed, “There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.”
More--much more--at
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2003/10/26/do2610.xml&sSheet=/opinion/2003/10/26/ixop.html. In fact, googling on "Steyn, Minelli" is worth the effort-- she's a frequent foil for Steyn's barbs.