That should take care of it.
Posted on 12/25/2004 6:54:14 PM PST by cyborg
How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house? I'm hiding in my bathroom and am so ashamed. I've avoiding talking so as not to start a fight.
Well, since they say that a 'former liberal' is one who has been mugged, that could be the nicest thing you could do for em! ;-)
That should take care of it.
Roast for 2 hours at 350 degrees.
Serve with applesauce.
LOL..So, How is your pneumonia? "Seriesly", I hope you are not too sick! (or to cranky) *L*
Dont discuss Hillary at all. Just start the conversation nice and easy by recalling your favorite moment of election night '04 and go on from there. Merry Christmas, Girl!
Whenever the lib asks for chicken, give them ham. If they ask for ham, give them chicken.
When called on it, just say you meant to hand them the ham before you handed them the chicken, or you favor defining 'ham' as both ham and chicken.
Walk out and calmly proclaim that the first order of business of the new Congress is going to be to propose a Constitutional repeal of the 22nd Amendment so that Bush can run again and again. If Hillary was afraid to run against W with half the country against him wait 'till she sees his popularity rise over the next 2 yrs as the economy booms and Iraq becomes a democracy. Then sit back and smile as your liberal guest melts down.
Start humming "Hail to the Chief"
Ask her what SHE'LL be doing on the 20th of January?
Tell her John Kerry has syphilis.
Remind her that WE STOLE OHIO!
You get the idea...
The beer is helping. ;O)
Better yet, pull a Bush I and vomit in her lap.
I've read your posts young lady. I don't believe for a moment that you are afraid of this lib. This is just a troll with no moderators to save it's dignity.
Or, if they are good looking, get them good and drunk and do what Bill would do!
Better yet, SING Hail to the Chief:
Hail to the Chief
'Cause he's the Chief and he needs hailing
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. Hence he comes to us clad in all the careless terrors of nature; he is as strange as the stars, as reckless and indifferent as the rain. He is Man, the most terrible of the beasts. That is why the old religions and the old scriptural language showed so sharp a wisdom when they spoke, not of one's duty towards humanity, but one's duty towards one's neighbour. The duty towards humanity may often take the form of some choice which is personal or even pleasurable. That duty may be a hobby; it may even be a dissipation. We may work in the East End because we are peculiarly fitted to work in the East End, or because we think we are; we may fight for the cause of international peace because we are very fond of fighting. The most monstrous martyrdom, the most repulsive experience, may be the result of choice or a kind of taste. We may be so made as to be particularly fond of lunatics or specially interested in leprosy. We may love negroes because they are black or German Socialists because they are pedantic. But we have to love our neighbour because he is there-- a much more alarming reason for a much more serious operation. He is the sample of humanity which is actually given us. Precisely because he may be anybody he is everybody. He is a symbol because he is an accident.
sorry bout that. Don't have any spares.
I'll lend you the new shirt I had made:
Frodo Failed....Hilary Has the Ring....goes over well
It's not too late for laxative brownies.
I've been there and have ignored it. The only time I didn't is when this relative started saying our troops were killing Iraqis indiscriminately. This was last Easter and I was not about to sit there and ignore this outrageous lie and I said that was absolute nonsense. After over a year of not being challenged the lib relative was shocked out of his wits and actually got up and left the table speechless at being called on his assertions.
Haven't seen him since.
"LIBERAL AT MY DINNER TABLE"
I know you're always saying it's hard to get a date, but this time you've really set your standards low!
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