Start humming "Hail to the Chief"
Ask her what SHE'LL be doing on the 20th of January?
Tell her John Kerry has syphilis.
Remind her that WE STOLE OHIO!
You get the idea...
Better yet, SING Hail to the Chief:
Hail to the Chief
'Cause he's the Chief and he needs hailing
Tell her we're really very compassionate,
but we love beating Democrats like rented mules!
I hear you guys loud and clear. How irritating when certain relatives start quoting chapter and verse from Michael Moore movies about how bad America is, et. al.