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I will never be President, Merry Christmas ( Caption the photo )
Posted on 12/25/2004 4:58:02 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
What's that glop floating in front of his nose? Don't tell me he ... yuck, never mind.
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posted on
12/25/2004 6:08:52 PM PST
by
Marauder
(Merry Christmas, ACLU, and may God have mercy on you.)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"I will never be President" It is my guess that Kerry was the last chance the 1925-45 age cohort had to become President. Starting with Clinton and GWBush (both born in 1946), I think we will have Baby Boom (1946-64) presidents for as far as the eye can see.
Contrast the 1925-45, twenty-one-year, no-President vacuum with the immediately preceding 1908-24 seventeen-year plethora, which produced seven presidents (Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, and GHWBush), in office for 32 years (1961-93).
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"Why does the theme from 'Jaws' start playing every time I come out of the water?"
"There were votes down there, I tell you!"
"No, I am not the guy that Magneto changed into a water mutant in the first X-Men movie. Why do you keep asking me that?"
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posted on
12/25/2004 6:29:28 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
("Nature abhors a moron."-H.L. Mencken)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Making the case for evolution: "If I crawl out of the water onto dry land I may evolve."
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posted on
12/25/2004 6:35:40 PM PST
by
DEEP_e
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
An obvious washout for the SEALs.
65
posted on
12/25/2004 6:53:19 PM PST
by
mombonn
( ¡Viva Bush/Cheney! Dukakis and Kerry are the matching bookends of the Bush era.)
To: Thinkin' Gal; Bob J
I couldn't find the original (it's been deleted), but here's a link to a
Pool Poopy Party at BobJ's house.
66
posted on
12/25/2004 6:55:38 PM PST
by
jellybean
(Free 'Ole Crusty!)
Do farts have lumps?
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posted on
12/25/2004 7:40:30 PM PST
by
spectr17
(Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around)
To: Ruth A.
Hair? I thought those were snakes.
68
posted on
12/25/2004 8:19:48 PM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(>The government of our country was meant to be a servant of the people, not a master.)
To: Palladin
From here, I can see that those windfarms would obscure my view of the real estate. Gonna have to vote for, then against them.
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posted on
12/25/2004 8:24:54 PM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(>The government of our country was meant to be a servant of the people, not a master.)
To: Ruth A.
Thank goodness. Of course, his hair was prepped for the Times pic. Vanity, thy name is sKerry. Did you see that video of John Edwards having his hair done before a TV appearance? Priceless. Clinton was a piker with his $200 hairdoes. Kerry and Edwards have $500 hair specialists.
You can see that first they must have blow dried his hair. Then they put in some kind of special lacquer to keep it from getting wet and plastering to his head. His whole head of hair must have been turned into a kind of plastic substance so he could get wet without displacing a hair.
No doubt the photographers thought this would look manly.
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posted on
12/25/2004 8:25:06 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"This reminds me of my days in Vietnam.... Did I ever tell you...?"
*gag*
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posted on
12/25/2004 9:08:49 PM PST
by
Nauta
To: UCANSEE2
Is that a Botox gone bad day? Love it.
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posted on
12/25/2004 11:04:59 PM PST
by
Ruth A.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Please warn before posting such G#d awful pics like that.
I just had dessert. Now i'm going to puke.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
What a lovely belated Christmas present! Thanks for the post!
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posted on
12/26/2004 1:45:59 AM PST
by
lainde
To: beyond the sea
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posted on
12/26/2004 5:21:15 AM PST
by
csvset
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"I don't understand it. Every time I try to walk on water, THIS happens."
Leni
To: MinuteGal
Botox......................................................No Botox.
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posted on
12/26/2004 5:32:09 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Who is General Chat?)
To: csvset
Yes, deceased.That's sad. I heard about the car accident in 2001, and I had seen his 'Swimming to Cambodia' years before. It was pretty darn funny and intelligently done. He was a tormemted guy. I will miss him. I wish he could have felt some peace.
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posted on
12/26/2004 6:23:15 AM PST
by
beyond the sea
(A man who says he can see through women is missing a lot.)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Someone else never (again) will be president, and that sad thought brings a tear to his eye:
To: mountaineer
Clinton looks terrible. A mere shadow of his former self.
I see a presidential funeral in 2005.
Has anyone started a New Year's Predictions thread yet?
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posted on
12/26/2004 2:25:35 PM PST
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
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