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To: nickcarraway
Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up! (Capriole hides her face in her hands) I bought a Subaru Outback station wagon a couple of years ago because it could carry my kids and a lot of our camping/reenacting/horseback riding gear, go through difficult country with some ground clearance and four-wheel-drive capability, and get much better gas mileage than an SUV that cost the same ($21.5K). And now, despite the NRA, foxhunting, and Confederate First National decals on the back, everybody thinks I'm a lesbian! AAAUGH!

Guess I could always trade it in on an F-250 pickup, but then they'd be CONVINCED that I'm a lesbian. I can't win.

8 posted on 12/23/2004 8:34:02 PM PST by Capriole (the Luddite hypocritically clicking away on her computer)
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To: Capriole

Put on a W (Bush) sticker.


16 posted on 12/23/2004 8:40:36 PM PST by guitarist (commonsense)
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To: Capriole

Naaaa you will probably be called a "f*g hag" (aka a woman with many homosexual male friends, who thinks she can convert at least one of them into the perfect straight husband.)


(/sarcasm off)

seriously, you only have to worry if this gets any PR traction. Audi seems to have recovered a bit after their misteps. Puegot weeeeeeell they had to leave the USA.


20 posted on 12/23/2004 9:05:39 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: Capriole
You wanna confuse people?

Buy a Volvo or Saab and plaster "W '04" and NRA stickers on it.

Full Disclosure: With the pickup, people will assume you've just broken up and are trying to saddle yourself a cowboy...

24 posted on 12/23/2004 9:29:27 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Capriole

Eeew. I was considering the Outback wagon for all the reasons you mentioned. (It is AWD not 4WD) But not after this article.


35 posted on 12/23/2004 10:49:16 PM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: Capriole

What are the best drugs to get a high off of? If I have a weird trip I'll let you write about it.


73 posted on 12/24/2004 7:36:33 AM PST by JusPasenThru (If you want to get it movin' you must learn to doof da bouven.)
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To: Capriole
I bought a Subaru Outback station wagon a couple of years ago because it could carry my kids and a lot of our camping/reenacting/horseback riding gear, go through difficult country with some ground clearance and four-wheel-drive capability, and get much better gas mileage than an SUV that cost the same ($21.5K).

Around here (MA/southern NH), if you own a Subaru Outback or a Subaru Legacy, you might as well put a big neon sign on it that says "DIESEL DYKE."

112 posted on 01/04/2005 6:22:53 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Capriole
And now, despite the NRA, foxhunting, and Confederate First National decals on the back, everybody thinks I'm a lesbian!

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LOL!!

115 posted on 01/04/2005 6:40:18 AM PST by trisham
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