Buy a Volvo or Saab and plaster "W '04" and NRA stickers on it.
Full Disclosure: With the pickup, people will assume you've just broken up and are trying to saddle yourself a cowboy...
There are no cowboys within a couple of thousand miles of where I live, on the East Coast. But there are a lot of pretty blonde ladies d'un age certain driving monster F-350 V-8 diesel duallies to pull around their six- or eight-horse stock trailers. We don't do it to find husbands; most of us are realistic enough to have given up on finding anyone to marry us and have thrown ourselves into the world of horses as a substitute.