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How To Talk To A Liberal (Preferably With A Baseball Bat) Ann Coulter Auto-pen Interview Alert!
N/A | October 2004 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 12/22/2004 10:48:02 PM PST by goldstategop

Q: (Carlos Baroni) Many liberals are rich, come from the East Coast, are white, studied at the Ivy university. You are rich (I hope), come from Connecticut, are white and studied at Cornell. Why do you hate the liberals?

A: (Ann Coulter) Because I know so many of them. Liberals are clueless, amoral sexual degenerates, communists and pacifists – no offense to you or your readers intended, of course.

Q: You said the USA's worst enemy are the liberals.

A: So what's the question? The enemy within is often far more damaging than the enemy outside. Does the name "Mussolini" – great believer in extensive government direction of the economy, just like the Democrats – ring a bell?

Q: Why do Europeans prefer liberals than conservatives?

A: Because you're all a bunch of atheists, humanists and moral relativists. Love the food, though! And don't get me started on the shoes you wonderful people make! They're to surrender for!

Q: Do Europeans love Kerry more or hate Bush more?

A: Hate Bush. No one loves John Kerry, including John Kerry. Europeans are wrong on policy, not clinically insane.

Q: Who will win the elections 2004?

A: That's for the Supreme Court to sort out, you ignorant foreigner.

Q: If Kerry should win, what will the changes in the USA be?

A: He's got this exciting new plan for Iraq I think you Italians may have heard of. It's called "unconditional surrender." Today, Christianity is legal and gay marriage is illegal. If Kerry wins, these will be reversed.

Q: And the world?

A: That will be up to the United Nations.

Q: Is it right, the Iraqi conflict?

A: No, it's wrong. The rabid savages who are fighting American troops should give up immediately.

Q: What's your opinion about the U.S. media? Are they actually free?

A: Pravda had certain shortcomings in Soviet days, but at least it was honest enough to admit being a Communist Party newspaper.

Q: Our American image comes from movies. But Hollywood isn't the real America ...

A: The real America is Hollywood, Fla.

Q: Does tolerant Islam exist or not?

A: If it does exist, it's keeping an extremely low profile.

Q: Is it possible to export democracy?

A: Yes. Ever heard of "Italy"?

Q: Who are the three best U.S. presidents of the century? And the three best in any time?

A: Century: Reagan, Coolidge, Harding. Ever: Washington, Reagan, Lincoln.

Q: What is your opinion about the center-left leader in Europe? Zapatero, Blair, Schroeder?

A: Zapatero is Spanish for "Chamberlain." I would campaign for Blair for U.S. president. Schroeder – what is the Italian word for "scumbag"?

Q: And about center-right? Berlusconi, Chirac?

A: Chirac is center-right? Better lay off the grappa, Primo. Berlusconi: LOVE him!!

Q: Your last book is called "How to Talk to a Liberal." With which words?

A: A baseball bat is best. But if you absolutely must use words, something like: "Grow up."

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE VERNAL EQUINOX!

Love,

Ann Coulter

(autopen)


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; autopen; baseballbat; carolosbaroni; coulter; howtotalktoaliberal; liberals; merryvernalequinox; orianadiamerica
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To: goldstategop

As you requested :)
21 posted on 12/23/2004 12:23:24 AM PST by Echo Talon
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To: goldstategop
Too dang funny! And witty. "And don't get me started on the shoes you wonderful people make! They're to surrender for!"

I'm about 1/3 though the book, should finish before Christmas.

22 posted on 12/23/2004 12:38:20 AM PST by FreedomPoster
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To: FreedomPoster

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH. Birkenstocks conservative here! :)


23 posted on 12/23/2004 12:43:00 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Cobra64

they call it concealed for a reason, my friend

24 posted on 12/23/2004 1:03:41 AM PST by Bobber58 (whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
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To: Bobber58
Ann looks like she upgraded from twin .38s to a .357s.

My carry is a Sig P232. At home, twin .357 Rugers loaded with .38+P rounds at each bedside table; and a Glock 9mm in the desk drawer (actually hidden underneath). Other goodies are locked up in the wine vault.

25 posted on 12/23/2004 1:14:13 AM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: goldstategop
A: Zapatero is Spanish for "Chamberlain." I would campaign for Blair for U.S. president. Schroeder – what is the Italian word for "scumbag"?

OMG .. she is a hoot ... LOL!!!

26 posted on 12/23/2004 1:40:35 AM PST by Mo1 (Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
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To: goldstategop

BTTT


27 posted on 12/23/2004 1:43:41 AM PST by lainde
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28 posted on 12/23/2004 6:57:09 AM PST by Paul Ross (1 month to go before Iran has nukes, courtesy AG Khan, North Korea and Red China.)
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To: goldstategop
Yes -its Ann to a T. She's funny as hell. Liberals who don't have a sense of humor, will view it as hell.

Personally, I think she's very funny, and she's also very smart at drawing good parallels.

What caught me off guard is that she's confrontational with the interviewer here, I've seen her around idiots like Al Sharpton, and while she is still funny and smart and on point, she usually doesn't go after the person asking the questions directly. She doesn't go out of her way to be confrontational, she lets it happen and then slams it down.

29 posted on 12/23/2004 3:40:35 PM PST by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: goldstategop

If I point out that HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE VERNAL EQUINOX! might better refer to the Winter Solstice, you won't think I disapprove of anything else about Ann's writing, or Ann herself, will you?


30 posted on 12/23/2004 6:22:06 PM PST by Hebrews 11:6 (Look it up!)
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