Posted on 12/22/2004 10:48:02 PM PST by goldstategop
Q: (Carlos Baroni) Many liberals are rich, come from the East Coast, are white, studied at the Ivy university. You are rich (I hope), come from Connecticut, are white and studied at Cornell. Why do you hate the liberals?
A: (Ann Coulter) Because I know so many of them. Liberals are clueless, amoral sexual degenerates, communists and pacifists – no offense to you or your readers intended, of course.
Q: You said the USA's worst enemy are the liberals.
A: So what's the question? The enemy within is often far more damaging than the enemy outside. Does the name "Mussolini" – great believer in extensive government direction of the economy, just like the Democrats – ring a bell?
Q: Why do Europeans prefer liberals than conservatives?
A: Because you're all a bunch of atheists, humanists and moral relativists. Love the food, though! And don't get me started on the shoes you wonderful people make! They're to surrender for!
Q: Do Europeans love Kerry more or hate Bush more?
A: Hate Bush. No one loves John Kerry, including John Kerry. Europeans are wrong on policy, not clinically insane.
Q: Who will win the elections 2004?
A: That's for the Supreme Court to sort out, you ignorant foreigner.
Q: If Kerry should win, what will the changes in the USA be?
A: He's got this exciting new plan for Iraq I think you Italians may have heard of. It's called "unconditional surrender." Today, Christianity is legal and gay marriage is illegal. If Kerry wins, these will be reversed.
Q: And the world?
A: That will be up to the United Nations.
Q: Is it right, the Iraqi conflict?
A: No, it's wrong. The rabid savages who are fighting American troops should give up immediately.
Q: What's your opinion about the U.S. media? Are they actually free?
A: Pravda had certain shortcomings in Soviet days, but at least it was honest enough to admit being a Communist Party newspaper.
Q: Our American image comes from movies. But Hollywood isn't the real America ...
A: The real America is Hollywood, Fla.
Q: Does tolerant Islam exist or not?
A: If it does exist, it's keeping an extremely low profile.
Q: Is it possible to export democracy?
A: Yes. Ever heard of "Italy"?
Q: Who are the three best U.S. presidents of the century? And the three best in any time?
A: Century: Reagan, Coolidge, Harding. Ever: Washington, Reagan, Lincoln.
Q: What is your opinion about the center-left leader in Europe? Zapatero, Blair, Schroeder?
A: Zapatero is Spanish for "Chamberlain." I would campaign for Blair for U.S. president. Schroeder – what is the Italian word for "scumbag"?
Q: And about center-right? Berlusconi, Chirac?
A: Chirac is center-right? Better lay off the grappa, Primo. Berlusconi: LOVE him!!
Q: Your last book is called "How to Talk to a Liberal." With which words?
A: A baseball bat is best. But if you absolutely must use words, something like: "Grow up."
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE VERNAL EQUINOX!
Love,
Ann Coulter
(autopen)
Her style is generally a bit different.
By the way, where are the pics?
Yes -its Ann to a T. She's funny as hell. Liberals who don't have a sense of humor, will view it as hell. And in the meantime, I'm waiting for the obligatory, "this thread is worthless without pics" post to come along!
When I was reading this tonite at the end of Coulter's column, I was wondering "What the hell is this?"
What does 'auto-pen interview' mean? I want an interview...
It a send up of the liberal fuss over Rummy signing letters with an auto-pen. What Ann says abour Left IS true, which make it even funnier! I was on the floor bawling with laughter! She has the other side snookered.
Hehehe... ask Rummy! ;-)
Satire... don't you recognize all the classic Coulterisms? The best way to kill The Enemy is by making fun of him - especially with a Merry Vernal Equinox broadside. :)
My favorite line is the one where she calls on the rabid savages in Iraq to surrender. Preferably without their burqas or robes or whatever it is jihadis wear these days!
This is very funny. Thank you for posting it.
Got to the site:
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/ac20041223.shtml
You'll also find this gem:
'As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.'
Sounds kinda mean-spirited....but it is true and we should never forget it. I'm sure Ann must have made a mistake, but I'm not aware of it.
Ohhh, yeah, I get it now...wow I must be burnt out from Christmas :)
Great pic. But... there is another obligatory pic though of Ann holding her 9mm Beretta taking aim at...
Color it red and you have: VIVA LA REVOLUCION COULTER!
Hmm...I must be a "moderate," but I don't think a baseball bat is necessary when talking to a liberal. You can do wonders with a nightstick or a can of Mace...
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