figures woody another hollywood ass
figures woody another hollywood ass
Wasn't there a story a short while ago that many Japanese living in Paris were depressed becuase that city didn't live up to its image with all the rude, smelly people and all the dog feces around?
Let Woody have France. I don't have any use for either one of them.
Just to be clear on the subject - no man should ever try to woe me with a French wine - or a French cheese or - well, you get the picture.
I'll take a good Claifornia, Aussie or Italian wine in a minute, no French wines. I'm getting the wine stewards in town trained too.
where do under aged Asian chicks fit into his likes? :-)
He's very wrong about California wine. He's living in the past. Nobody who knows anything about wine would laugh anymore at someone ordering something from Napa. . .many California wines are better than French wines now. . .
I just went tasting in Sonoma and the Silverado Trail in Napa a few weekends ago--the wine was incredible. . .
It's a crying shame that with all his money and fame Allen has never been able to buy a pair of heels that he could fit into.
9/19/03 Anything Else DW $3,212,310 (Cost: $18 Million + Marketing & Distribution)
5/3/02 Hollywood Ending DW $4,850,753 (Cost: ?)
8/24/01 The Curse of the Jade Scorpion DW $7,517,191 (Cost: $33 Million + M/D)
5/19/00 Small Time Crooks DW $17,266,359 (Cost: $25M + M/D)
12/3/99 Sweet and Lowdown SPC $4,197,015
11/20/98 Celebrity Mira. $5,078,660
12/12/97 Deconstructing Harry FL $10,686,841
12/6/96 Everyone Says I Love You Mira. $9,759,200
10/27/95 Mighty Aphrodite Mira. $6,468,498
10/21/94 Bullets Over Broadway Mira. $13,383,747
8/18/93 Manhattan Murder Mystery TriS $11,330,911
9/18/92 Husbands and Wives TriS $10,555,619
3/20/92 Shadows and Fog Orion $2,735,731
12/25/90 Alice Orion $7,331,647
10/13/89 Crimes and Misdemeanors Orion $18,254,702
3/3/89 New York Stories (Oedipus Wrecks) BV $10,763,469
10/14/88 Another Woman Orion $1,562,749
12/18/87 September Orion $486,434
1/30/87 Radio Days Orion $14,792,779
Hmmm... Every one of Woody's last 19 movies has bombed. Last non-bomb: Hannah and Her Sisters, which made $40 million, still far from a hit.
I don't think anyone in film production should take Allen's advice. He hasn't made a good movie since "Love and Death." (1975)
"All Things French in Vogue for Woody Allen"
Especially when "All Things" involves a stepdaughter! (Are they still an item or is she too old for him now?)
"There's a mystique that Americans have about French wine," he said. "Despite any political conflicts America has with France, most Americans have enormous affection for thing French."
#1: I'm a teetotaler, so I sure as heck don't give a crap about French wine.
#2: I don't have one iota of affection for things French. I hope their consciences are stirred by all the thousands of fallen American soldiers lying in French cemeteries who died to preserve their freedom to trash our country while guzzling cognac along the Seine.
Don't lose any sleep, Woody.
No Woody it is your weirdo pedophelia that makes you less popular back home. Also you aren't funny, so that doesn't help things much either.
Woody, you are totally out of touch! Do the French make it a habit to marry their stepdaughters too?
I'll have to admit I never thought of Woody Allen as an arbiter of culture. Last time he seduced anyone it was over a glass of chocolate milk.
Sure thing, Woody. Sure.
Stupid little geeky twerp.
"If you were doing a scene of seduction, and the man gets the woman in a candlelit restaurant, he would never order a California wine - because then everyone would laugh,"
If you were doing ANY scene, and the man gets into a French car, everyone would laugh until they peed themselves.
"There's a mystique that Americans have about French wine," he said. "Despite any political conflicts America has with France, most Americans have enormous affection for thing French."
I'm surprised Woody has turned into such a geezer. I'm not so young myself but the quote above is surely the senior citizen appraisal of French wine.
Among today's wine lovers, French means uncertain quality and a stubborn refusal to change with the times. Sort of like Woody's work in the last couple of decades.
Actually, France is seen increasingly like an old whore with one tooth left. Her more interesting days are long gone.
She used to be those things. Now the essence of France is body odor, snobbishness, anti-Americanism, and dead oldsters in August.