[Harmless Teddy Bear]

*sniff* They keep on zot!ing them before I can make it home.

It isn't fair! I like my troll still quivering. Dead troll is yucky.

:Collapses to the floor weeping softly:

[MeekOneGOP]

Bummer. Don't ya hate it when that happens?

I usually arrive on the scene when the body is getting cold, too.