Posted on 12/22/2004 9:28:48 AM PST by ocr1
Instead of hitting Mikey with that candy cane, wouldn't it make more sense for him to use it to lure Mikey away from Santa?
Naw, do both. Dual-Use technology... ;)
Or .. as a big hook - like they used to use to drag bad acts off the stage.
ping
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Thanks for the ping!
LOL...thanks fer the ping!!
FReegards...MUD
lol
hilarious!
Merry Christmas to you, as well.
hahaha! Thanks for the funnies! :^DMerry Christmas to you, too!
(Hey - that's a cool tree decoration.)
Hilarious. By the way, the elf shouldn't be hitting Mooreon on the head...it won't do any good. No, the thing to do is to dangle it for a second in front of him, and then toss it a few yards away. The Mooreon would be onto it lick a tick on a camper's leg.
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