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Morfordite Alert!
1 posted on 12/22/2004 8:05:50 AM PST by SmithL
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To: presidio9

Poofy Ping.


2 posted on 12/22/2004 8:06:44 AM PST by martin_fierro (</pith>)
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To: SmithL; martin_fierro

3 posted on 12/22/2004 8:08:45 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: SmithL

Where's the barf alert?


4 posted on 12/22/2004 8:09:50 AM PST by Finalapproach29er (I can no longer dicern real stories from satire on this site. America is losing her common sense.)
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I checked out the website he's talking about. It lists "blue" and "red" companies.
There are a couple of companies listed that I didn't know were blue. I'll not be shopping there any more.


5 posted on 12/22/2004 8:10:04 AM PST by wolfpat
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Someone please post all the "right wing" supporting companies from this article...I'd like to note what they are, and give them some business whenever possible. I'm not a huge fan of Pizza Hut, Taco Bell or Fruit of the Loom...but maybe I can help them out with gift certificates for friends. :)
7 posted on 12/22/2004 8:10:35 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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Fruit of the Loom underwear gave nearly 100 percent of its corporate donations to tighty-whitey-wearing Republicans
I swear I always I feel much better wearing Fruit of the Loom underwear... now I know why :)
8 posted on 12/22/2004 8:10:36 AM PST by Toidylop
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I'm guessing wouldn't know appetizing undergarments from a flap of burlap and some string?

I wonder what his favorite flavor is?

9 posted on 12/22/2004 8:10:49 AM PST by frog_jerk_2004
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I hope this guy was wearing a tie, so someone could help him get his head out of his A--. I would know where he was from without naming his city.


10 posted on 12/22/2004 8:11:00 AM PST by snowman1
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This thing was actually published? Thank goodness I haven't bought a Chronicle in about ten years.


11 posted on 12/22/2004 8:11:44 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: SmithL

Does this guy really get paid for writing this garbage. It is pathetic how hatefilled Dums are. Anyway, all good fascist/socialist/commie/dums don't have any money to spend.


12 posted on 12/22/2004 8:13:18 AM PST by marty60
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I was ticked at Amazon for how it treated Unfit for Command -- but now all is forgiven!
14 posted on 12/22/2004 8:15:23 AM PST by Rocko
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There's nothing on Earth I consider more pathetic than a pansy-male full of hatred.  Morford makes it worse because he thinks he witty and cute.

Honestly, I have more respect for Islamic suicide bombers: even in the depths of their evil they, at the very least, have a seriousness of commitment.

19 posted on 12/22/2004 8:19:09 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny (“I know a great deal about the Middle East because I’ve been raising Arabian horses" Patrick Swazey)
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What can you do? You can skip the Marriott or the Holiday Inn (76 and 73 percent to the GOP respectively), and stay at the lib-friendly Hyatt. Skip Yahoo.com (a shocking 92 percent to the GOP -- what the hell?) and head over to Google, which gave 100 percent (!) of their donations to the Dems (side note: Google rules).

What else? Toss American and Continental, fly JetBlue. Join NetFlix. Screw Repub-lovin' Wal-Mart and K-Mart (and, if you're reading this column, chances are you need no prompting from me to avoid those epic karmic wastelands) and head over to the giant vortex of consumer madness known as Bed Bath & Beyond, which gave 93 percent to the Dems. I know. I hate that store, too. But now you get to hate them a little less.

Another amazing example? Starbucks. And as much as I despise their ruthless march into funky neighborhoods and strip malls across the nation, the coffee monolith does indeed have truly fabulous employee benefits and incredible customer service, and now you learn that they gave 100 percent of their donations, every single frothy frappaccinoed dime, to the Democrats. It's true. So leave that hideous Folgers and the Sanka swill to jittery BushCo. Go get yourself a peppermint mocha and feel good about it.

As for Amazon, well, it is a bit distressing for many of us who love that bulbous megastore and who shop there all the time to discover that they gave so much to Repubs, which is just odd and a bit inexplicable, especially given how they're based in hugely liberal Seattle and geeky CEO Jeff Bezos seemed at one time to be reasonably attuned and quirky and progressive, except maybe he's not.

Maybe he's just another hollow profiteer who supports war and disses foreigners and thinks gays are, you know, icky. But then again, Amazon did give 40 percent to Democrats. So it's a close call. After all, the venerable and terminally annoying Barnes & Noble gave 98 percent to the Dems, and I can't stand Barnes & Noble. But now, like Starbucks, I hate them a little less. And now maybe I'll just skip Amazon and buy my next gift copy of "The Surrender" or "What's the Matter with Kansas?" from B&N instead.

(taken from the article)


21 posted on 12/22/2004 8:23:06 AM PST by mamalujo (tag, you're it.)
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To: SmithL
Cakeboys unite!
22 posted on 12/22/2004 8:24:09 AM PST by wardaddy (Quisiera ser un pez para tocar mi nariz en tu pecera)
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Q: What happens it Mike Morford stays in blue turf and shops only blue turf?

A: I'm free to travel wherever I want. There's a hellava lot of Red for me to roam.
23 posted on 12/22/2004 8:24:48 AM PST by shadowman99
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Morford is.... you know, icky.


25 posted on 12/22/2004 8:27:02 AM PST by UltraKonservativen (( YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID ))
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To: SmithL

I wonder if it had occurred to this pinhead (Morford, not you Smitty) that Coors Brewing might have been trying to help Pete Coors in his run for Senate?


26 posted on 12/22/2004 8:27:27 AM PST by RebelBanker (To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!)
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To: SmithL
As for Amazon, well, it is a bit distressing for many of us who love that bulbous megastore and who shop there all the time to discover that they gave so much to Repubs, which is just odd and a bit inexplicable, especially given how they're based in hugely liberal Seattle and geeky CEO Jeff Bezos seemed at one time to be reasonably attuned and quirky and progressive, except maybe he's not.

The Jeff Bezos I knew back in high school was more conservative than I, but then I was a liberal idiot. He was extremely intelligent and thoughtful. I would say he is probably an "Arnold Republican". Not enough for most of you all here I guess..

27 posted on 12/22/2004 8:28:53 AM PST by Paradox (Occam was probably right.)
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Amazon is fine with me.


28 posted on 12/22/2004 8:29:07 AM PST by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: SmithL
Do you care much that greasy ol' Pizza Hut gave tens of thousands in PAC money to the GOP last year? How about the fact that Taco Bell stopped pumping out their happily toxic semirancid meatlike substances just long enough to write a fat check to the conservative Right?

Hey, Morford: Pizza Hut and Taco Bell are the same company, doofus. They're both part of Yum! brands, which also includes KFC and Long John Silver's.

And while we have free speech in this country, describing the real chicken and beef served by Taco Bell as "toxic", "semirancid", and "meatlike" strikes me as borderline actionable. Watch yourself.

31 posted on 12/22/2004 8:33:02 AM PST by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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