Posted on 12/17/2004 6:50:30 AM PST by Pharmboy
Make 'em drive Chevy's?
(ducking...)
is a half gallon of chocolate ice cream moderate?
Fish was intended by God to be fried. I'm sure it's there in the bible somewhere. Preferably in some sort of batter. Beer batter works well and I've found that Aunt Jemima pancake mix as a batter works great too!
If it's not fried then it's not really fish
LOL!
You'd make it great in a British or Irish pub!
yep. Served up with a huge helping of chips (British) or cottage fries (Irish). Also fried.
Would you care for a Guinness? (Deep-fried, of course).
I can't do Guinness. It's the only beer I know of where if you break the bottle you don't have to worry about spills. Just take a bite of the standing stout and watch out for small pieces of glass.
Guiness : semi-liquid fermented beer bread.
Just so it is clearly understood by all on this thread:
It is a humorous parody, equivalent to an April Fool's Joke.
The article on the PolyPill appeared in last year's annual Christmas Humor Issue. The article on the PolyMeal appeared in this year's annual Christmas Humor issue. It is all a JOKE. It is a parody. Since the original article is a parody, any press releases based on it are simply written by medical editors who don't know how to read carefully!
So to repeat: IT IS A JOKE. Many people seem to be taking it as some sort of legitimate news story. Its not!
One time I heard that the person in the US who lived the longest ever recorded life lived almost exclusively on something you would never expect:
Fig Newtons.
I'm not kidding. And I have also heard that figs are very, very, very good for you, but not sure why, exactly.
Which is good, actually, fresh figs are wunderbar!
So many women are gonna be disappointed.
bump
Wet blanket? Perhaps. I'd prefer that than someone who actually believes this guff.
So to repeat: IT IS A JOKE.
You're right! Dark chocolate and wine for everyone!!
I admire the strength you have to continue living...
Yeah, I finally figured out that I'm completely allergic to alcohol, because every time I took a drink, I broke out in compulsive cocaine use.
LOL, wasn't that Clinton's excuse?
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