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BREAKING: Clinton White House Portrait Missing? (Winning tastes great...my addition)
Wonkette ^ | 12.15.04 | wonkette

Posted on 12/15/2004 4:16:47 PM PST by q_an_a

We're getting reports that all of Laura Bush's lovely Christmas decorations may have bumped some of the White House's usual art out of the building. Like the official portrait of Bill Clinton. A Wonkette operative writes:

A friend of mine just got the chance to get a White House tour, and she really wanted to see President Clinton's portrait close up. She couldn't find it, and an usher quietly told her that it had been taken down to make room for Christmas decorations. But there was Bush 41 and Reagan still on the wall.

We understand keeping Reagan up there -- you can't take his painting down, he's dead. And we're sure there's a reasonable explanation for why Clinton would get the hook. We just don't know what it is.

Anyone with more information on this pressing matter of great national significance -- or guesses on exactly where they put Bill in the interim -- please feel free to give us the scoop at tips AT wonkette DOT com.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: art; christmasdecorations; clinton; missing; whitehouse
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1 posted on 12/15/2004 4:16:47 PM PST by q_an_a
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To: q_an_a

hee hee hee hee....


2 posted on 12/15/2004 4:18:08 PM PST by Hildy ( The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue)
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To: q_an_a

It had to be taken down. It stained itself....


3 posted on 12/15/2004 4:18:31 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (FREE people needn't apply to a Government of/by/for the People for a gun (PERSONAL PROPERTY) permit!)
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To: q_an_a

Wonkette... Not again. Total Airhead.


4 posted on 12/15/2004 4:19:05 PM PST by konaice
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To: q_an_a

It's at the Blue Dress Dry Cleaners on Massachusetts Ave.


5 posted on 12/15/2004 4:19:08 PM PST by bushisdamanin04
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To: q_an_a

Makes perfect since to me. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Parley


6 posted on 12/15/2004 4:19:38 PM PST by Parley Baer
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To: Hildy

It's probably hanging in the little kitchen in the oval office.


7 posted on 12/15/2004 4:20:11 PM PST by rllngrk33 (The Legacy Media is the propaganda wing of the Democratic Party.)
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To: q_an_a

Sent to the cleaners to remove some *stains*? I know that sink was replaced.


8 posted on 12/15/2004 4:20:34 PM PST by 7.62 x 51mm
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To: q_an_a

Many portraits were taken down and put in safe storage till after the Christmas Holidays

Tell your friend to watch the show HGTV had about decorating the White House during the holidays ... they explained why they are put in storage


9 posted on 12/15/2004 4:20:40 PM PST by Mo1 (Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
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To: q_an_a

Maybe they're filling the holes made by darts.


10 posted on 12/15/2004 4:20:43 PM PST by theDentist (Jerry Springer: PBS for White Trash)
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To: q_an_a
Hope their painting a eyepatch and mustache on it!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

11 posted on 12/15/2004 4:21:14 PM PST by bray (Keep Christ in the Manger!)
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To: q_an_a
We understand keeping Reagan up there -- you can't take his painting down, he's dead.

Not only is Reagan's picture not down, I can state confidently it wasn't left up because "he's dead" as Cox so charmingly states, but because he is revered, and most likely even loved, by the Bush administration.

In fact, I just watched the latest Christmas Barneycam and President Reagan's portrait is very prominently featured during part of it.

And we're sure there's a reasonable explanation for why Clinton would get the hook. We just don't know what it is.

Is this bimbo for real?

LOL

12 posted on 12/15/2004 4:21:19 PM PST by cyncooper
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To: cyncooper
Is this the one?


13 posted on 12/15/2004 4:22:37 PM PST by petercooper (DEAN in '08!)
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To: Parley Baer
Find out if Hillary has been there.

Check the silverware, too.

Maybe Hillary had it taken out to have it air brushed......again. That botox paint doesn't last forever.

14 posted on 12/15/2004 4:22:40 PM PST by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: q_an_a

Either Barney put it in the red wagon, or it is properly eclipsed by a Christmas tree.


15 posted on 12/15/2004 4:22:45 PM PST by NautiNurse
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17 posted on 12/15/2004 4:25:17 PM PST by petercooper (DEAN in '08!)
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To: q_an_a

Gee, I sure hope they find it after Christmas. ..Yep, I sure do...


18 posted on 12/15/2004 4:26:29 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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Dear Wonkette,
Perhaps you noticed that Jimmy Carter's portrait isn't up either? There is a good reason for that, Jimmy and Bill's
portraits are now hanging in a place of honor, a place they
belong, in the Barney Room.


19 posted on 12/15/2004 4:26:57 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: q_an_a

The painting of Clinton is in the ashheap of history.


20 posted on 12/15/2004 4:27:09 PM PST by Texas Songwriter (p)
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