THE STORY OF THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL
> When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
> produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
> feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
> stressed Santa even more.
> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
> about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
> knows
> where.
> More stress.
> Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
> toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
> So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a
> shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves
> had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
> frustration,
> he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of
> little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and
> found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
> Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
> He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
> Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa.
> Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?"
> And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
I got this link from pookie18's "Today's Toons" thread. Thought you (and others with high-speed connections) might like this:
http://www.funnygreetings.com/funpages/view.cfm/6660
On that page, click on the "Hillary 2008" link. ;)
omg tonk!!!
you're bad, bad, bad.....
LOL!!
ROTFL at the Christmas Angel.