Posted on 12/14/2004 9:13:21 AM PST by KMC1
WHO LET THE DOGGS OUT?:Someone, somewhere, has gotten something drastically wrong.
"Snoop Dogg has just inked a deal to coach football..."
Saying it out loud doesn't make it sound any better. The rapper and "music" star turned convicted felon turned movie star turned T-Mobile spokesperson has reached a deal to star in and executive produce a feature based on his experience as the coach of his young son's football team.
According to Reuters-NY 20th Century Fox beat out several bidders and paid $1,000,000 for "Coach Snoop".
"This film is about how I learned to be a good father through coaching," Snoop Dogg said. "It's also about life lessons learned on and off the field. But most importantly during the football season, if you aren't wearing a helmet, get the f--- away from me. Football first; everything else second."
"learned to be a good father...get the f--- away from me"
Pat Tillman he sure isn't!
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"SNOOP DOGG to coach Little League Footballers
Fantastic! Snoop is really laying it all out for his community. The man's schedule is incredible, but I guess after he gets done shooting scenes for his Doggystyle Productions offerings, he'll scoot on over to the little league field and help tutor and shape the next generation of human beings!"
Hey, Jenna Jameson is just another suburban housewife.
I thought he was dead.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Snoop/Huggy Bear should stick to caddying, it pays better.
Didn't he film a porn video at his house??
:-)
And he knows a lot about grass...
I guess he cleaned up his act by making those porno movies. Any parent who let this idiot around thier son should be flogged.
LOL! Hilarious!
(Quarterback lines up under center...calls audible)
One, sixty nine...One, sixty nine...Dimebag...Dimebag...Philly Blunt, S-e-t...hut, HUT!
(Linebacker calls strong side...calls play)
Ringo, Ringo...Ringo, Ringo...Ganja 69...Ganja 69!
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