I DON'T do chores. I'm more....decorative than utilatarian.
MINE?
MINE?
Valin was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that he could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare, and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20 under one condition."
Flabbergasted, Valin asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
Valin considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."