Posted on 12/12/2004 7:51:49 PM PST by Next_Time_NJ
TARGET sells chastity underwear; ward off any impure thoughts...
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They call them "chastity underwear" at Blue Q, but we question whether these hot little low-rise hipster briefs would do much good in terms of guarding. In fact, we might go so far as to recommend NOT wearing them if you're expecting to ward off any impure thoughts. They're gilded panties, for the love of Saint Agnes. Elaborately ornamented, with a golden lock at the front and center, they are designed to "keep the royal treasures under lock and key" and even have the words "safe & secure" . . .
Sounds like more than one of my dates from the past!
What, do they have pictures of Helen Thomas and Janet Reno on them. That would definitely ward off any impure thoughts, but might induce vomit.
Ping
Reminds me of the story during the middle ages when a Knight was leaving for the Crusades. Because he was going to be gone for several years, he placed a chastity belt on his wife. He asked his closest friend to keep the key. After giving the friend the key, he left for the Crusades. Just as he got out of town he looks back and sees a cloud of dust coming towards him. Its his friend rushing up on his horse yelling "Hey, you left the wrong key!!".
Hey, those are hot!
Yeah, but she loses her strength if she's ever bound by a man. I kid you not.
I think if you really starched it and turned it up-side-down, you could make into a crown of sorts......for Klinton and his ilk.
I think they're pretty! Don't you? :o)
They're not the sexiest panties I've ever seen, but they're certainly not ugly enough to turn a randy guy off...
NOW you know what to get me for Christmas.
Once they're crumpled up on the floor in the corner, who cares?
The interstate has a corner and a floor? ;O)
Good night.
LOL
Why would I buy anything at TARGET?
They won't let the Salvation Army bell ringers stand outside their stores.
Boycott TARGET!
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