DOCTOR KEVORKIAN'S TOP TEN NOMINEES TO HEAD THE DNC

12/12/04

[Liz]

Yes, FReepers, Dr Kevorkian (from his jail cell) has made his final selections.

Here they are, starting with Kevorkian's top selections to drive the Dims into oblivion:

10. Bill Clinton

9. Harold Ickes

8. ex-Rep Martin Frost

7. John Edwards

6. Jesse Jackson

5. Al Sharpton

4. Nancy Pelosi

3. John Kerry

2. Dennis Kuchinch

1. Howard Dean

[Liz]

These are the nominees who would prove to be the death knell to the Dim party.

Post your nominees here.

[Liz]

Post your nominees here.

[Tennessean4Bush]

I am praying that it is Howard Dean. Please, oh please, let it be Howard Dean. If it cannot be Terry McCauliffe, who is my number one choice, please let it be Howard Dean.

[Hardastarboard]

Maybe they can all chair it, either taking turns or all at once. That would be a win for everyone, ESPECIALLY the Republicans.

[onyx]

10. Maxine Waters
9. Sheila Jackson Lee
8. Carrie Meeks
7. Patty Murray
6. Gray Davis
5. Tom Dashole
4. Donna Brazille
3. Harold Ickes
2. Lanny Davis
1. John Kerry/Algore (tie)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

0.) Hillary Clinton.
1.) Bill Clinton (not #10)

[Liz]

Fantastic list........Dr Kevrokian can go take a drink.

[Liz]

ROTFLMCO........ywah, would be neat.

Musical political chairs.

[bigcat32]

The Kuchinch who stole Christmas?

[FatherofFive]

Corrine Brown, from Jacksonville. Black female, communist, ignorant. But "Corrine Delivers!" (her campaign slogan)

She'd be perfect.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Gray Davis...ROTFLOL! He's right up there with Kerry in the personality department.

[Balding_Eagle]

DNC, doesn't that really stand for Dilate and Curettage? Seems very fitting to me.

[onyx]

So many dims... difficult choice.
The best part: Dean will be so damn mad if (or when) he doesn't get it.
LOL!

[onyx]

Is Gray still residing in CA?
Heck, is Gray still alive?
Better yet, how can we determine that?

LOL!

[Grampa Dave]

Was Gray Davis ever alive?

[onyx]

Maybe.

[bert]

I like Maxine Waters but she will never agree to wear the bag over her head for such an extended period as would be required for the job.

[onyx]

LOL!
You like her?
I don't believe you. :)

[Phocion]

Actually, I think Bill Clinton would be one of the few nominees who wouldn't be the death knell of the Democrats. Nominate someone to the left of him, like Dean, and the Dems spiral off into fringe territory. Nominate someone to his right, like Lieberman, and you risk splitting the Democratic Party in two. Clinton's one of the few people both factions of the Dem party can tolerate. He might be ineffectual in getting Democrats elected, but I think he'd at least keep them united and a major party.

My nominee is Michael Moore!

[Liz]