Just damn.
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Posted on 12/10/2004 11:11:14 PM PST by kattracks
Former President Bill Clinton has the purr-fect Christmas idea for someone who's naughty or nice — a meowing Socks the Cat doll from his very own presidential library.The $11.95 stuffed Socks, which meows when squeezed, is part of an order that the former commander-in-chief phoned in this week, according to the Clinton Museum Store which is near his library in Little Rock.
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Socks is a star at the shop even though Clinton left him behind after leaving the White House. Because the puss never got on with First Dog Buddy, Socks moved in with secretary Betty Currie, better known as Clinton's conduit to Monica Lewinsky.
Needless to say, there are no Monica dolls.
But there's a "talking" Bill Clinton doll plus an "uptown Bill" that sways while it plays the saxophone and even a $17.50 Bubba-faced Christmas tree ornament.
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Does it say, "I did not have sex with that woman... Monica Lewinsky?
coming soon, the "Tickle Me Willy" doll...
That bears repeating:
Former President Bill Clinton
Could have some fun with that line, eh?
Do they have "Road Kill Buddy"?
I think Hillary ran over Buddy herself. She just didn't do it Fort Marcey Park this time. After all, he did spend a lot of time in the Oral Orifice with Bubba. He coulda talked.
Despite abandoning his cat, it still must be noted that Bill Clinton loved his pussy.
Impeached president Clinton.
Thousands of people from around the world — including the former president himself — have spent more than $400,000 at the Clinton Museum Store since it opened Nov. 15.Clinton placed a phone order from Chappaqua, N.Y., calling museum store manager Connie Fails to order, among other things, Air Force One toys that emit the sound of plane engines when squeezed, neckties, stuffed donkeys and a Socks the Cat doll. Clinton also bought a commemorative Clinton Presidential Library dedication dinner plate and a Woodmere china reproduction of the plates Presidents Lincoln and Jackson used. "I'm still totaling up the bill. Yes, he has to pay for it," Fails said.
"Math is hard." - Mattel's Barbie doll during the Clinton years
"I did not have Socks with that woman... Ms. Currie"
Just damn.
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LOL
Bwaaaahahahahah!
How about a Susan McDougal doll? Pull the string and it doesn't talk.
It's sad about the Clinton pets.. Socks' excile... Buddys' death. Props for the Toons.
Without a doubt the Toon's pets were nothing but props. Why would people who were rarely in residence want a pet? Sadly, the Evil Ones were happy to bring their daughter out of the closet as a prop as well when it suited their purposes.
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