FReeper Canteen ~ Saturday Night Jukebox: Holiday Music Editions ~ 11 DEC 2004

The Canteen DJs

[MoJo2001]

 

 

 

 

~ Saturday Night Jukebox ~

 

Welcome to our Saturday Night Jukebox! We begin our Holiday Music Editions. If you see a red colored box, this is a warning box. The music may not be appropriate for children. If you see a green colored box, this is holiday music we've added for your enjoyment. A Navy blue box is a music request that we have received.  We hope you enjoy it.  If you would like to reach us via email, you can do so at canteenusa@canteenusa.com . Please put "Music Request" in the subject line. Thank you.
(Music will be removed Monday morning!)
Don't forget to request music on the thread!
*** Thank you for all the requests we are receiving through email! Keep them coming! We are absolutely honored to provide music for our Troops and their families!! ***

 

Music Dedication Holiday Editions
Hanukkah begins at sundown on December 7th.
Christmas is December 25th.
Get your holiday music requests in via FReepmail, email, or on the thread! Thank you! Make sure to put "Holiday Music Request" in the subject line!

The music selections are for a variety of musical fans out there. If there's a song or genre of music that we've missed, please make your requests known to the Canteen Deejays!

 

 

 

Violent Femmes	Ciara	Ludacris
Sir Mix A Lot	Slick Rick	Warren G
Dana Dane	Toby Keith	Velvet Revolver
The Boo Radleys	The Stone Roses	N-Trance
Snoop Dogg	Tall Dwarfs	Lonestar
John Mayer	Jill Scott	Pursuit Of Happiness
Soft Cell	Randy Newman	The Clash
Survivor	Stevie Nicks	The Kinks
Too Short	UTFO	X Clan
Shaggy	Queen Latifah	Da Brat
Cypress Hill	Count Basie	Pavarotti
Engelbert Humperdinck	Harry Connick, Jr	St. Paul's Cathedral
Eddy Arnold	Gene Autry	Irish Rovers
BABS	Trans-Siberian Orchestra	The Ronettes
Philadelphia Orchestra	Bob B Sox & The Blue Jeans	Nashville Superpickers
Bing Crosby	Charley Pride	Charlotte Church
Mitch Miller	Mariah Carey	Frank Sinatra
Hank Snow	Herb Alpert	Kenny Rogers
Rockapella	The Whispers	Jack Benny
Louis Armstrong	Gladys Knight	Vonda Shepard
Slapp Happy	Del Reeves	Tito Puente
Tex Beneke	Ry Cooder	Johnny Lee
Team America	Tennessee Ernie Ford	Jean Shepard
Katie Webster	Hank Thompson	Robert Shaw Chorale
Notorious Cherry Bombs	Leadfoot Rivet	Jeff Healey Band
Storyville	Boozoo Chavis	Nina Simone
Oingo Boingo	Vetnet	Vaughn Monroe
Billie Holiday	Louis Jordan	The Chills
P.J. Harvey	Thrice	Jay Z & Linkin Park

 

 

 

[StarCMC]

 

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

 

 

 

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus|
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
 

 

 

[Soaring Feather]

Todays's email treasure!!!!


THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES:



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [They taste like chicken!]


Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly hope so!]

[stand watie]

HI, fawnn!

free dixie HUGS,duckie/sw

[MoJo2001]

WooHoo! Very cool! Thank you! I love Reba!!
*HUGS*

[reaganaut]

Mojo? Being good? LOL! (Just kidding mojo)

[MoJo2001]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]

This looks like something that would come from the NY Times or Reuters. LOL!

[MoJo2001]

I'm darn near angelic.
Darn near. LOL!

[StarCMC]

Me too. To borrow an excellent term from Yiddish, she's got "chutzpa."

[StarCMC]

I'm gonna let Shorty play a little Thomas the Tank Engine game before bed - back in a few....

[Soaring Feather]

WOO HOO good tunes Diva!!

Did you see Ma really kicked it up a notch with the Tractors?? LOL

[laurenmarlowe]

Evenin' Mojo, thanks for the great Christmas music tonight!

[MoJo2001]

Yes!! She's almost got rhythm, huh? LOL!

[reaganaut]

I mix about 15 drops of peppermint oil into 8oz liquid soap and shake. Use it to wash your face.

It clears out sinuses (hubby, SIL, mom, MIL all love it for this), is anitbacterial, and works great on acne. Hubby uses it all the time and doesn't have a problem with the soap working up his appetite.

If you just want to try it, put one drop in with some liquid soap and wash your face. Another option is to boil water, put 3 drops in and inhale the steam, but I don't think that works as well.

[reaganaut]

Also, horseradish works well.

[MoJo2001]

Music Alert!!
Click on the hyperlinks!

Chuck Berry - Run Rudolph Run

Dixieland Christmas - Go Tell It On The Mountain

Earl Scruggs - Jingle Bells

 

 

 

[MoJo2001]

Indeed!

[MoJo2001]

Have fun!

[Radix]

"Are you being good?"

Subject: Who won the bet?  

Two families moved from an Islamic country to America .

 When they arrived, the two fathers made a bet. In a year's time, whichever family had become more American would win the bet. A year later they met again. The first man  said:  "My son is playing baseball, I had Mc Don ald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replied:  "Screw you……..towel head."

 

I had to clean this up just a little bit. I hope that I did not ruin it.

[Colonel_Flagg]

:)

[Colonel_Flagg]

!!