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Charges filed for half-naked man in assault case (Comedic, but true!)
The Fargo Forum ^ | 12/09/04 | Amy Dalrymple

Posted on 12/09/2004 6:14:57 AM PST by Uncle Miltie

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Strange, but true!
1 posted on 12/09/2004 6:14:57 AM PST by Uncle Miltie
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To: Brad Cloven
(he was) naked from the waist down ... she recognized the man as a regular customer.

very interesting!

2 posted on 12/09/2004 6:18:37 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: KidGlock

ROFL! That was worded kinda bad, wasn't it??


3 posted on 12/09/2004 6:19:45 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: Brad Cloven
Parker was placed on leave from his job at Moorhead Senior High, where he worked as a full-time paraprofessional,

Why did I suddenly have a mental image of a pant-less skydiver sailing into a high school to unjam a copier????

Gotta switch to decaf!!

4 posted on 12/09/2004 6:21:02 AM PST by pikachu (The REAL script)
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To: Brad Cloven

Shoot, just yesterday another naked Minnesotan was bitten in the nether regions by a police dog after he punched the cop who was trying to get him to leave a residence. They had to go back to the residence to retrieve a...testicle. Ouch!

Must be all the mild December weather making them crazy.


5 posted on 12/09/2004 6:22:04 AM PST by AmericanChef
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To: TheRatHunter

Police bulletin: Be on the lookout for a half-dressed white male carrying two six packs of beer and a half dozen donuts...


6 posted on 12/09/2004 6:23:19 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Oh yeah - and F the french too!)
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To: Brad Cloven

"Prosecutors filed charges Wednesday against the Moorhead man accused of assaulting three people Nov. 20 while naked from the waist down..."

He was obviously violating the penal code......


7 posted on 12/09/2004 6:25:05 AM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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Hey! Some of us half-dressed white male carrying two six packs of beer and a half dozen donuts are perfectly innocent and minding our own business!! It's because I'm white, isn't it??!! You racist prick!! I'm calling the ACLU!!

Oops, sorry. I'm white. They wouldn't care..

Well, I'll do something really nasty anyway!! Like ring your doorbell and run away! HA!


8 posted on 12/09/2004 6:27:33 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: NRA1995
"Prosecutors filed charges Wednesday against the Moorhead man accused of assaulting three people Nov. 20 while naked from the waist down..."

He was obviously violating the penal code......


You're going to have bad karma for a week after that line...
9 posted on 12/09/2004 6:28:24 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: Brad Cloven

But will it stand up in court?


10 posted on 12/09/2004 6:30:59 AM PST by Jack Wilson
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To: Brad Cloven

What in the world is a "paraprofessional?" And why are the taxpayers paying their salaries?

A high school needs a principal, vice-principal, secretary, classroom teachers, a nurse, a janitor, and lunch ladies. Period.


11 posted on 12/09/2004 6:32:19 AM PST by dsc
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A guy named Virgil and a girl named Bobby together? Very interesting.


12 posted on 12/09/2004 6:34:14 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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..the Moorhead man accused of assaulting three people Nov. 20 while naked from the waist down at Sunmart...

...Not sure this is what Moorhead's founding fathers had in mind when they named their town...

13 posted on 12/09/2004 6:38:25 AM PST by Jagman
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A high school needs a principal, vice-principal, secretary, classroom teachers, a nurse, a janitor, and lunch ladies. Period.

I thought students were required too.

;->

14 posted on 12/09/2004 6:42:53 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Jagman

Can't blame a guy for wanting Moorhead...


15 posted on 12/09/2004 6:43:13 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: Izzy Dunne

Students are optional. After all, there's always the option of becoming a welfare Democrat instead!


16 posted on 12/09/2004 6:44:23 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: dsc

Other names for paraprofessionals are teaching assistants or teachers' aides. My wife is a paraprofessional and works one-on-one with students who need additional help. In our school district they are part-time employees and earn in the range of eight to twelve dollars per hour depending on seniority. They actually work closer with the students than the teachers.


17 posted on 12/09/2004 7:02:48 AM PST by mouske (Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.)
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No offense to your wife, but that's what we used to call "a tutor," right?

Some kids can really benefit from tutoring. It can make all the difference.

What I remember most from grade school (back in the 14th century) is long, long periods of silent boredom. Seems like teachers had time to work with kids who were having trouble back then, or after school.


18 posted on 12/09/2004 7:44:04 AM PST by dsc
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To: Brad Cloven
What'll ya bet the Dems run him for some office? (no such thing as bad publicity category)
19 posted on 12/09/2004 7:52:26 AM PST by Edgerunner (The left ain't right. Hand me that launch pickle...)
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To: dsc

My wife would not be offended by being called a tutor. Maybe you could consider paraprofessionals as school provided tutors in the classroom.

I too remember the boredom of dead time as teachers had to repeatedly go back to cover material that slow students did not understand, although I don't go back as far as you (just to the 50's for grade school, graduated high school in '64).

I agree that we taxpayers are required to pay too much for public schools. But you might be amazed to know some of the things that parents DEMAND that schools provide for their students.


20 posted on 12/09/2004 7:59:26 AM PST by mouske (Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.)
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