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Happy Birthday Ann Coulter! (December 8)
12-8-04 | Flux Capacitor

Posted on 12/08/2004 8:51:41 AM PST by Flux Capacitor


My future wife turns another year HOTTER today! Give 'er some love!*

-Dan

(*at least, as much as possible with just a keyboard)


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; birthdayann; coulter; hotcha; schwing; yowza
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1 posted on 12/08/2004 8:51:42 AM PST by Flux Capacitor
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To: Flux Capacitor

Photo? You know the rules.


2 posted on 12/08/2004 8:53:42 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: Flux Capacitor

And I know you're never supposed to ask a lady this question, but with a set of balls as big as her's, Ann Coulter might not be considered a "lady". LOL Just kidding. : ) But, seriously, how old is the fetching attorney?


3 posted on 12/08/2004 8:54:32 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Flux Capacitor
Future wife, Ha! Can't you see from her picture that it's me she really wants?
4 posted on 12/08/2004 8:54:54 AM PST by fso301
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To: Flux Capacitor

Wow! WHO died and made YOU "gentleman in waiting?" :-)


5 posted on 12/08/2004 8:54:56 AM PST by AmericanInTokyo (If the GOP fields a genuine and not a phony in 2008, there's no way Hilary can win USA hearts/votes.)
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To: Flux Capacitor
Your future wife?????????!!!!!!!!!
6 posted on 12/08/2004 8:55:10 AM PST by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

C'mon.... you're not supposed to ask that sort of thing! :)

-Dan
(She's 43.)

7 posted on 12/08/2004 8:55:50 AM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON'S THE ONE!!!)
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If I wasn't already happily married, none of you "LOOSERS" would allowed in line! :)


8 posted on 12/08/2004 8:55:57 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Flux Capacitor

That's not the best picture of your true love, I must say.
Kinda looks like a guy in drag there. I'm sure you Ann lovers can scare up some pics that are better that THAT one. ;^)
Hope she has a great birthday.


9 posted on 12/08/2004 8:56:37 AM PST by kimchi lover (We voted and the world listened.)
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To: Flux Capacitor

Any significance to this also being the celebration of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin??


10 posted on 12/08/2004 8:56:47 AM PST by PH07718
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To: Flux Capacitor
Happy Birthday, Ann!

Your book TREASON was so good, it merits multiple readings! Thanks.

11 posted on 12/08/2004 8:56:57 AM PST by YepYep
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To: Flux Capacitor
Future wife?

Let the bloodletting begin!!!!

:)

12 posted on 12/08/2004 8:59:49 AM PST by lormand (Yankee Go Home!...but please take me with you)
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To: kimchi lover

THIS

is not a good picture??? You don't feel those eyes piercing right into your soul? You don't sense that come-hither anticipation? You don't hear her practically begging you to throw her down on the couch right now and leap on top of her and --

-- did I say too much again?

-Dan

13 posted on 12/08/2004 9:01:20 AM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON'S THE ONE!!!)
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To: Flux Capacitor
Self Zotting Post:

You can barely see her adam's apple in that photo.

[Ducking and Running]

14 posted on 12/08/2004 9:04:32 AM PST by ericthecurdog ("We are conservatives. This great Republican Party is our historical house. This is our home.")
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To: Flux Capacitor

Br careful! No matter how hot a girl is, just remember ... someone before you, said, "Pack your sh*t and get da heck out!" ROFLMAO


15 posted on 12/08/2004 9:06:04 AM PST by moonman
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I think we need to see Ann's birthday suit.


16 posted on 12/08/2004 9:06:29 AM PST by The G Man (The Red States ... the world's only hope for survival.)
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Ann will be on my radio show live TODAY at 1 PM eastern -- The Daly Report on RIGHTALK -- www.rightalk.com to listen LIVE...


17 posted on 12/08/2004 9:07:01 AM PST by ConservativeGadfly (Want to join the judicial nominations battle? Go to www.fairjudiciary.com!!!!!)
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To: Flux Capacitor

You wouldn't think so much of Ann if you kept catching her trying to install hidden cameras in your shower - and for her to keep calling during all hours of the night to beg for sex doesn't help matters.


18 posted on 12/08/2004 9:07:22 AM PST by Jaysun (Trees are a renewable resource you idiots.)
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You wouldn't think so much of Ann if you kept catching her trying to install hidden cameras in your shower - and for her to keep calling during all hours of the night to beg for sex doesn't help matters.

Ann Coulter begged me to leave my wife and run away with her to Mexico. But I decided too much happiness on her part might take the edge off her columns.

So I just wanted you guys to know of my sacrifice for the conservative movement.

19 posted on 12/08/2004 9:15:21 AM PST by NutCrackerBoy
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To: Flux Capacitor
Someone, please, give the girl a Big Mac or something:


20 posted on 12/08/2004 9:15:37 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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