1 posted on
12/08/2004 6:54:46 AM PST by
presidio9
To: presidio9
2 posted on
12/08/2004 6:57:57 AM PST by
mvpel
(Michael Pelletier)
To: presidio9
Oil's well that ends well.
3 posted on
12/08/2004 6:58:25 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(Make a jazz noise here)
To: presidio9
He proved a slippery criminal.
5 posted on
12/08/2004 6:59:40 AM PST by
hemi dawg
To: presidio9
Well, at least he didn't make Motel 6 bring their own.
To: presidio9
He ain't no city slicker.
To: Mudboy Slim
A Virginia man admitted Monday to smearing 14 jars of petroleum jelly all over an upstate New York motel room. What? People in other states don't smear entire rooms in Vaseline? I guess they're going to try to make us think its a strange habit or something...
8 posted on
12/08/2004 7:01:11 AM PST by
HenryLeeII
(Democrats have killed more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
To: presidio9
What was that movie a few years back where Burt Reynolds covered himself in Vaseline?
9 posted on
12/08/2004 7:02:07 AM PST by
HenryLeeII
(Democrats have killed more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
To: presidio9
LOL That was my first thought too!
12 posted on
12/08/2004 7:06:40 AM PST by
OSHA
(Do you hear what I hear?)
To: presidio9
Slick Billy, meet Slick Willy, Slick Willy, meet Slick Billy............
13 posted on
12/08/2004 7:06:53 AM PST by
OB1kNOb
(Word to selected Supreme Court justices: W has won re-election. You may leave now!)
To: presidio9
14 posted on
12/08/2004 7:07:30 AM PST by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: presidio9
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She’ll make you breakfast
She’ll make you toast
She don’t use butter
She don’t use cheese
She don’t use jelly
Or any of these
She uses Vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline...
To: presidio9
PETA now wants to know if they have subsequently found all the gerbils!
16 posted on
12/08/2004 7:11:46 AM PST by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: presidio9
This is shocking... Motel 6 has Cleaning Crews? Wow.
To: presidio9
21 posted on
12/08/2004 7:37:20 AM PST by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: presidio9
If it's not too much to ask, who is the picture of????
To: presidio9
This
isn't Robert F. Chamberlain! At least not the Robert F. Chamberlain that this article is about.
This IS the correct Robert F. Chamberlain....
....huge difference!
To: presidio9
>A Virginia man
admitted Monday to
smearing 14 jars of petroleum jelly all over an upstate New York motel room . . . Robert F. Chamberlain, 45, of McLean,
gave no reason for his actions when he appeared in court ...
|
Ummm . . . He thought he saw
a moose! The shower was broken!
Thought he saw Anna . . .
|
To: presidio9
Never turn on a blacklight (ultraviolet light) in a hotel room. Trust me on this.
29 posted on
12/08/2004 7:53:45 AM PST by
asgardshill
("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")
To: presidio9; All
Perhaps he was building a shrine to Our Lady of Perpetual Motion?
To: presidio9
Did someone say petroleum jelly.....must be Haliburton
36 posted on
12/08/2004 7:59:22 AM PST by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody got a peanut.....)
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