Posted on 12/06/2004 5:26:27 PM PST by buccaneer81
Americans weigh down cruise ship
07dec04
DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers.
The chairs -- on the Queen Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired.
The seating is mainly in the bar and restaurant areas.
Alstom Chantiers, the French company that provided the liner with all its fixtures and fittings, claimed many of the chairs had buckled under the weight of larger passengers.
"There are some things that need to be changed or replaced," said a spokesman. "For instance, there are some problems with the chairs because some of our passengers are heavier than we imagined.
"It's not an English problem, it's probably more American."
An unnamed former member of the ship's crew said: "We do have many large passengers on the QM2. Most of the passengers are American.
"And we do have 10 restaurants on the ship, so if they are big when they get on, they tend to be bigger when they get off."
Of course it's an American problem, there's no such thing as a fat Englishman.
And after visiting the UK my husband knows why. Ewwwwww on the food.
If you don't have teeth you can't eat.
How much could an early medieval chair support? The chair itself was made from something like 2" thick oak planks, and weighed maybe 150 lbs. I bet that it could easily hold 400 pounds or more. The craftsmanship has gone to seeds.
Sounds like a poor labor, cheap materials, bad manufacturing French problem.
good thing fat people live only in America
Actually, we are an embarrassment, which I why I don't go on tours that have lots of Americans, if I can help it. Of course, I jogged miles in downpours in Ireland, England and Denmark, so I have no sympathy for the, shall we say, chronically lazy chompers.
Yet another story about pudgely Americans...
Pudgely?
Is your beeber stuned?
That was a quick exit. This tub's only been sailing for three months.
The French probably don't do chairs well, since their soldiers, running to the rear in panic, don't have many opportunities to sit.
The cruise line needs to market more cruises to Somalians and Ethiopians. They could sell more tickets since they take up less space!
I once agreed with a French acquaintance that a lot of Americans are fat but suggested that he take a look at our military - lean, mean, and they don't surrender.
But can they pay the fares like us fat americans ????? They better watch the hand that feeds them, if they tick off enough of us we will take our money somewhere else.
If they don't buy quality furniture what else have they skimped on? They going to claim a weight problem if people have to evacuate and the life boats fall apart?
Many cruise ship employees are seasonal, oftentimes hired for a specified number of outings.
You'll have to sail without me.
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