Of course it's an American problem, there's no such thing as a fat Englishman.
And after visiting the UK my husband knows why. Ewwwwww on the food.
If you don't have teeth you can't eat.
Actually, we are an embarrassment, which I why I don't go on tours that have lots of Americans, if I can help it. Of course, I jogged miles in downpours in Ireland, England and Denmark, so I have no sympathy for the, shall we say, chronically lazy chompers.
You'll have to sail without me.