1 posted on
12/05/2004 3:04:19 PM PST by
freedom44
To: freedom44
Khamenei to Khatami:
"Dude, I think I got the crabs!"
Khatami replies:
"I told ya not to mess with my goat"
2 posted on
12/05/2004 3:06:04 PM PST by
Kurt_D
To: freedom44
3 posted on
12/05/2004 3:07:08 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: freedom44
"I don't know what you're talking about, so here's an Ayatollah with a couch pillow on his head."
5 posted on
12/05/2004 3:13:37 PM PST by
JennysCool
(A plan is not a litany of complaints)
To: freedom44
...so I says to her "Hey! I've already got a virgin number 67!"
...You are so right my successfully swinging martyr. We are two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!
6 posted on
12/05/2004 3:17:36 PM PST by
Mojave Mark
(The Democrats... gravitas free since '63)
To: freedom44
Is that a turban on your head, or did you also sleep undeath a camel's rear?
7 posted on
12/05/2004 3:35:04 PM PST by
xJones
To: freedom44
Khamenei to Khatami:
"Dude, If you'd wear your turban like mine, you wouldn't need Hair club for men!"
8 posted on
12/05/2004 3:40:45 PM PST by
diverteach
(signs of the times. whatcha gonna do... \o/)
To: freedom44
10 posted on
12/05/2004 4:36:46 PM PST by
RippleFire
("It was just a scratch")
To: freedom44
AYATOLLAH: WHAT HAPPEN?
PRESIDENT: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!
11 posted on
12/05/2004 4:41:55 PM PST by
RichInOC
(RICH: MOVE 'NUKE'. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.)
To: freedom44
12 posted on
12/05/2004 4:57:02 PM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Oh yeah - and F the french too!)
To: freedom44
you sat Khamenei I say khatami!
14 posted on
12/05/2004 8:39:02 PM PST by
eastforker
(Ask me about a free satellite TV system!)
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