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"9/11: Cheney's crime, not a "failure"- (Tin foil hat gag alert)
http://www.oilempire.us/911.html ^ | 2004 | oilempire.us wackos

Posted on 12/05/2004 9:14:21 AM PST by FBD

Imagine a hypothetical situation where a team of vicious thieves plots an exceptionally violent bank robbery in the downtown financial district of a major city. Numerous anomalies are noticed during the commission of this crime.

The bank tellers are not able to send out an alarm to the police even though banks have numerous hidden silent alarms for foiling robbery. The guards at the bank somehow take much longer to call the police for assistance than they have done on previous occasions, raising questions among bank customers whether orders were given to the the guards to "stand down" and not interfere.

The police take an extraordinarily long amount of time to show up on the scene, despite an unblemished record of fast response to prior robberies.

The cops who do eventually respond are not dispatched from the nearest police station, but from a suburban police force many miles away that travels far below emergency speeds to intercept the robbers. Some of the responding officers travel the exact opposite direction from the bank when they do leave the station, and arrive on the scene too late to catch the criminals.

The criminals are business partners of the chief of police and the Mayor..."

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: demonratnutjobs; kerrysupporters; leftwingsite; liberalasylum; mooreons; tinfoil; wacky
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To: JustaCowgirl

I think your *theory* holds water!
{G}


21 posted on 12/05/2004 9:51:35 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: FBD
"eh, but you can read about the Islamo-wacky stuff, and not get a headache? ;^D"

____________________________

Good point, but THAT is a different kind of headache.

The Demache I take Tylenol and forget it in a couple of hours.

The Islamache doesn't seem to go away.

22 posted on 12/05/2004 9:58:25 AM PST by Happy2BMe (It's not quite time to rest - John Kerry is still out there (and so is Hillary))
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To: phxaz

I think they need to be dealt with humorously.

I know a guy who believes this sort of stuff. I just laugh at him, and ask him when he's going to move to Canada.


23 posted on 12/05/2004 9:59:31 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: FBD

Unbelievable.These people have no common sense.


24 posted on 12/05/2004 10:00:47 AM PST by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Howdy Tonk!


25 posted on 12/05/2004 10:01:29 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: Larry Lucido
>"Apparently this guy didn't get the memo. There WAS no Pentagon plane - because there was no apparent plane debris on the lawn."<

Hoo-Boy...conflicting conspiracy theories. Now this is a dilemma... ;^D
26 posted on 12/05/2004 10:03:46 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: FBD
Here is my obligatory link to a "Build a tin-foil-hat" article. (Illustrated satire)

http://www.johnf-ingkerry.com/
27 posted on 12/05/2004 10:03:48 AM PST by spinestein (I actually have a plan. - John Kerry)
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To: Foolsgold

>"Schooler revealed that many of the Kerry supporters had visited him for severe mental problems prior to the election, perhaps an indication of why they backed Kerry in the first place."<

hmmm...liberalism and mental illness going hand in hand?

After all, libs are big on shrinks, aren't they?


28 posted on 12/05/2004 10:11:49 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: spinestein; Happy2BMe

29 posted on 12/05/2004 10:14:02 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: FBD

tin-foil-hat-alert-ping


30 posted on 12/05/2004 10:24:40 AM PST by Danae (Kill Terrorists. Negotiation is a waste of breath.)
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To: FBD


trouble with that approach is this is not a humorous situation. do you understand your acquaintant's friends want to kill you? do you understand your acquaintant is loyal to those who want to kill you and are not loyal to you?


31 posted on 12/05/2004 10:40:01 AM PST by phxaz (nyc = blue city elite trash.)
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To: msnimje
We NEED bumper stickers with this idea. "Its Not Safe to Vote for a Democrat Yet"

That is a GREAT bumper sticker idea!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any graphic-types out there?

32 posted on 12/05/2004 10:42:25 AM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: FBD
Man. Pretty whacky alright.


33 posted on 12/05/2004 10:56:47 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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To: FBD
"A liberal sent me a link to this webiste, so I could: 'Get informed to the truth.' I've never seen such a wacked out bunch."

Whoaaa there, partner.

I can provide you the URLs of at least *3* websites populated by people who either voluntarily left this site -- after years in good standing, BTW -- or were asked to leave who embrace this stuff more than any Liberal-Socialist nuthack you'll ever meet.

And y'know what they call themselves if asked?

...[true] *conservatives*. ;^)

34 posted on 12/05/2004 11:00:34 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: phxaz

Rush Limbaugh uses humor to debunk and defuse leftist wackos.

I think it's the best approach.

Regards



35 posted on 12/05/2004 11:06:40 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: FBD


maybe if nicole brown simpson had told a joke.. or if she had rush on the radio..


36 posted on 12/05/2004 11:17:47 AM PST by phxaz (nyc = blue city elite trash.)
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To: Landru
"who embrace this stuff more than any Liberal-Socialist nuthack you'll ever meet.

And y'know what they call themselves if asked?

...[true] *conservatives*. ;^)

- Heh, heh...lemme see; so what you're saying is:
Both wackos on the left and wackos on the right, go so far around the political spectrum, that they meet each other?

Say... that's kinda like the *interdependent* relationship that penguins and polar bears have with each other...eh? ;^D

I know, I know...snella slutta- jag alskar dig...go eat some lutafisk, ya Irish/Norwegian square-head...;^D

37 posted on 12/05/2004 11:20:12 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: phxaz

38 posted on 12/05/2004 11:21:47 AM PST by FBD ("You have enemies? Good-That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchhill)
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To: FBD

Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies...


39 posted on 12/05/2004 11:23:43 AM PST by Reader of news
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To: FBD

God, what a bunch of whacked-out tripe. I needed 3 barf bags to get through that site.


40 posted on 12/05/2004 11:25:25 AM PST by nuke rocketeer
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