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it's zot time again. (crispy trolls and bozos)
a red blooded american patriot

Posted on 12/04/2004 8:46:37 AM PST by east_of_topeka

Well it's that time again fellow freepers. Time once again to decorate the tree, time once again to make up our wish list, time again to spread the joy. Its also time once again for the dregs of society to come out of the gutter to try and mince us into feeling sorry for them and take advantage of the holiday spirit to give away our money to people who refuse to work. WHAT RUBBISH! If you want to get presents for your little homeless bastards get a job! And don't give me that crap about a recession and Bush economics! Ever since we elected and re elected Bush, the economy has been better than even when Klintoon was in charge! Stop Leeching and begging for things that aren't yours! Every year it's the same thing. churches, synagougues and mosques open up the red carpet, the salvation army, World Vision and every bleeding heart liberal socialist comes out and says that we should share the wealth and love each other. How riddiculous! Charity is nothing more that a marxist socialist concept that just drains America's wealth. Look at Russia! They share all the time! Now look at them! They are a mess! We don't get involved in this socialist garbage at all. I teach my kids everyday that being selfish is an American virtue. If it wasn't for being selfish, we would still be ruled by the English and we'd have bad teeth like they do! We need a quick solution to this problem. I propose doing what Michel Savage said we should do and that is round up all the homeless people and ship them to gulags in Alaska where they can work for the rest of their lives. Give them a job those filthy old witherd schizofrenics! It would sure do wonders for the economy!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!


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To: east_of_topeka
The worst thing about your stupid rant, aside from the misspellings, the sophomoric sarcasm, and the idiotic attempt at equivalence between charity and socialism, is the fact that you have kids. Hopefully they will not become the twisted phuque that you turned out to be.
81 posted on 12/04/2004 9:34:24 AM PST by spodefly (I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
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To: east_of_topeka
 
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___X____ Devoid of truth (This is necessary)
_______ Pretended that your post was actually news
_______ Self-Focused (Just what we look for in a troll!)
___XXX____ Included emotional rants (improves readership)
__XXX_____ BONUS POINTS! Had no factual content
 
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_______ Specifically mentions Halliburton
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82 posted on 12/04/2004 9:34:39 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: Grampa Dave

This account has been banned or suspended.

Bye Bye!
The dreaded Viking Kitties strike again.
Swooping down from their lair in Valhalla dismay, fright, panic, terror in trolls everywhere.


83 posted on 12/04/2004 9:34:42 AM PST by Valin (Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes)
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To: Gabz
Will you be home permanently - or just a vacation?

Long vacation and my first time in the U.S. in nearly a year. I come back to Iraq in mid-January.

Yeah, I need my head exmined. ;-)

84 posted on 12/04/2004 9:36:49 AM PST by Allegra (16 days until I'm home!)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

I haven't seen that before - it's GREAT!!!!


85 posted on 12/04/2004 9:39:16 AM PST by Gabz
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To: MeekOneGOP; east_of_topeka; MEG33; dubyaismypresident; 4mycountry; Pan_Yans Wife; Charlie OK; ...
Missed another troll, but oh well.



86 posted on 12/04/2004 9:43:44 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New name for ACLU ---- TCLU = Terrorists Civil Liberties Union)
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To: Lady Jag

Good one. Just got back into the office and a TROLL hunt is underway.


87 posted on 12/04/2004 9:44:59 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New name for ACLU ---- TCLU = Terrorists Civil Liberties Union)
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To: east_of_topeka

88 posted on 12/04/2004 9:46:53 AM PST by bad company (I'm a new Grandpa.)
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To: east_of_topeka

How about an ADA zot?

89 posted on 12/04/2004 9:48:17 AM PST by bad company (I'm a new Grandpa.)
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To: east_of_topeka
"a red blooded american patriot"

A yellow streaked whiner.

90 posted on 12/04/2004 9:48:40 AM PST by demlosers
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To: tiamat

I'm warming it up but it's going to be awhile. Some one forgot to put it in the garage last night and the tar is rock hard. Sort of like our troll's head.


91 posted on 12/04/2004 9:51:21 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation.)
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To: east_of_topeka

92 posted on 12/04/2004 9:51:35 AM PST by airborne (God bless and keep our fallen heroes.)
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To: johnfkerrysucks

bump graphic


93 posted on 12/04/2004 9:51:58 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: east_of_topeka
For starters, let's get down to basics......
Click The Pic
Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
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You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat



P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late



You are an Idiot!
Click the Pic

94 posted on 12/04/2004 9:53:10 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: east_of_topeka

95 posted on 12/04/2004 9:54:03 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELLS!)
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To: east_of_topeka

Another barking moonbat alert!

96 posted on 12/04/2004 9:57:43 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: east_of_topeka

97 posted on 12/04/2004 10:02:57 AM PST by Manic_Episode (OUT OF ORDER)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It's okay.

We're not in a hurry, and he's not going anywhere.


98 posted on 12/04/2004 10:03:53 AM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: east_of_topeka

99 posted on 12/04/2004 10:10:00 AM PST by Professional Engineer (My clutch foot is tired of Paradigm Shifts. Don't we have automatics yet?)
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To: east_of_topeka
How riddiculous!

Yes... Yes, it is.

Apf

100 posted on 12/04/2004 10:11:41 AM PST by APFel (Humanity has a poor track record of predicting its own future.)
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