Posted on 12/03/2004 6:38:40 PM PST by qam1
Thank you. I never will understand why everyone here (well, mostly all the males anyway) go gaga over AC. She just doesn't have the physical attributes to be a babe.
Still, I wouldn't mind having coffee with her one day.
Reminds me of an old joke....
Old lady Effie lives in Maine. One day she goes to see Doc Cider for her annual physical. During her physical, she mentions that her love life with her husband Ephus isn't what it used to be.
Doc Cider says, "Tell me Effie, do you and Ephus have mutual orgasms?"
Effie replies, "Gosh Doc, I don't know. I'll have to call Ephus and aask him." She turns and picks up the phone on the wall and dials her home number. Ephus answers. Effie says, "Say Ephus, Doc Cider wants ta know, do we have Mutual Orgasms? Huh? Oh, ok." then she hangs up the phone.
Doc Cider says, "Well, what did he say?"
Effie replies, "Uh, Ephus says 'No'. we have State Farm.'..Ayuh."
Jurassic Park: a great chase movie with nice adults, nice kids, and neat special effects. T-Rex eats the lawyer. What's not to like? My three year old (too young to be scared) didn't even know what a lawyer is and said "MORE!" Budding genius.
Never saw Twister.
You will have a Festivus miracle..
one of the only regular shows I would set time aside to watch was Northern Exposure
It's not a New York thing...Seinfeld is hilarious...last good sitcom on TV.
L.T. SMASH!
I never saw a single episode of "Seinfeld", and I don't think I missed anything...
On the Canada trip, there was a picture of Laura and W getting off the plane in Canada with the Mounties at the bottom of the walkway. Everyone was clearly laughing at something she had said.
I was so certain she had asked something about Dudley DoRight. Naw, not Lady Laura.
Seinfeld was great commentary on the attitudes during the Clinton years.
Same here...
I thought the show was stupid, boring and full of rotten people you would rather see under the wheels of a bus.
sorry people but SEINFELD WAS/IS THE BEST SHOW.
i have not tuned into another weekly type show since that ended.
... but then ... i have my tv 'locked on FOX' now.
Kramer: Hey. Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?
Elaine: He took it out.
Kramer: It?
Elaine: It.
Kramer: Out?
Elaine: Out.
(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back.)
Kramer: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air; they cant breathe in there. Its inhuman.
I can clarify this more for you, hopefully you can glean the meaning of 'it' from the dialog. If not, I can tell you it's a common and mortifying part of modern dating.
The main character, Dr. House, is a Dr. who hates patients, he is a diagnostician (he has to figure out diagnosis of strange ailments based on the symptoms), but he figures that actually seeing the patients ruins it because as he says "patients lie". When he is forced to actually see the patients (as opposed to just reading their med history) he is the rudest, crudest Dr. you will ever meet. It's great!
And Dr. House is played by a great English actor, Hugh Laurie!
She REALLY looked like him!
Susan was way too good for George. In real life George would have never dated any of the women he dated on the show, not even his cousin.
I rarely watch primetime but there are some good sitcoms around still like Everybody Loves Raymond, That 70's Show, Simpsons, and The Evening News with Dan Rather (that is a situation comedy, right?)
You were much quicker on the uptake than I was. I was a big fan of Stan Freberg's "Time For Beany" in the early 50's. They introduced a character at one point called "Tearalong, the Dotted Lion," and I didn't make the connection until a decade later when I was removing a coupon from a newspaper.
Amazing how your mind can store odd things for long periods of time, then smack you upside the head when you least expect it...
Yeah, but what's political about "Double Dome University?"
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