Posted on 12/03/2004 8:11:07 AM PST by weezel
Does anyone have a printable version of yesterdays show, when the guest host, not sure who he was, told the origin of Conservatives and liberals? I heard some of it and found it hillarious. Would love to post it at some libs.
what show? I must not be logged on.
Which show?
Maybe
I guess you mean Rush which was Roger Hedgecock.
Or you might not be logged in.
What is today's password?
My wife often goes on and on about a subject, never letting me know whta the actual subject is.
Is your real name Barbara?
My wife often goes on and on about a subject, never letting me know whta the actual subject is.
Is your real name Barbara?
I agree, help is seriously needed.
2. Your specificity is overkill.
Roger Hedgecock filling in for Rush. Blame it all on the beer!
From What I've Heard About Yesterday's Show ...
at least AMC has validated what I've always maintained, that Liza is immature and high schoolish when she's linked with a Martin. Is it "Liza" or MW that's going through the midlife crisis? LOL!
Try CHAT next time you have a personal question, this thread is for NEWS, thanks in advance.
Why I like to BBQ and Drink Budweiser
Political Leanings EXPLAINED
The division of the human family into its two distinct branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, a few hundred years after the Flood. Humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
In the pivotal event of societal evolution, beer was invented. This epochal innovation was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the great bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle or aluminum can had yet been invented, so it was necessary to stick pretty close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned how to live off conservatives by showing up for the BBQs every night and doing women's work like sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement. Later, some of the liberals actually became women.
Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, invention of group therapy and democratic voting to see how to divide the beer and meat that the conservatives provided. Women were not interested in democracy at that time because most of them were still women back then, and the conservatives fed them.
Conservatives are symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern Liberals like imported beer (they add lime), but most prefer white wine or foreign water in a bottle. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are on liberal menus. Their women have more testosterone than the men. Liberals like deviant sex and want others to like it too. Their first successful city governments were Sodom and Gomorrah.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, and group therapists are Liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule in baseball because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat, and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals do not produce anything. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what is to be done with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals just stayed in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. Liberals do not have principles, except for their dedication to stealing production of conservatives.
The American cowboy, of course, is your basic, full-bore Conservative. A hundred years ago, an Englishman visiting Texas was attempting to find the owner of a huge cattle ranch. He rode up to one of the ranch hands, and inquired, "Pardon me, but could you perhaps tell me where I might locate your master?" To which the cowboy replied, "That sumbitch aint been born yet".
So, what'll it be? Wine or Beer? Domestic or Imported?
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I suspect you have a rating system going. Can you explain it to me?
I have a question, too. Which is worse: being an ass-faced weasel or a weasel-faced ass?
Do you like Jello?
LOL!
12-2-04
Thursdays show. Sorry, thought I put that bit of info in.
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