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To: Prime Choice
Isn't having a lava lamp evidence alone??
2 posted on
11/30/2004 11:53:14 AM PST by
retrokitten
(Hell yeah!)
To: Prime Choice
3 posted on
11/30/2004 11:53:20 AM PST by
Dems_R_Losers
(Proud Reagan Alumna!)
To: Prime Choice
To: Prime Choice
6 posted on
11/30/2004 11:54:28 AM PST by
durasell
(Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
To: Prime Choice
Yet another example of natural selection
in operation.
Darwin WAS and remains right to this day!!
MV
7 posted on
11/30/2004 11:54:45 AM PST by
madvlad
((Born in the south, raised around the globe and STILL republican))
To: Prime Choice
Late nominee for the 2004 Darwin Award!
8 posted on
11/30/2004 11:54:46 AM PST by
FreePaul
To: Prime Choice
You might be a redneck if...
9 posted on
11/30/2004 11:55:09 AM PST by
skaterboy
(Cant wait for tomorrow cause I get better looking everyday)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Darwin Award nominee ping
10 posted on
11/30/2004 11:55:29 AM PST by
Laura Earl
(1/2way290)
To: Prime Choice
"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know,"I seem to recall they had a tendency to "go bad"; the lava would stop flowing right. Maybe he was trying to fix it.
At any rate, is that the Darwin Awards committee coming up the driveway?
11 posted on
11/30/2004 11:55:37 AM PST by
newgeezer
(When encryption is outlawed, rwei qtjske ud alsx zkjwejruc.)
To: Prime Choice
When I was in college, the night before graduation, stone drunk, I attempted to pan-fry a pseudo-chicken patty in butter on the stove in the student lounge. In trying to move it from pan to bun, I dropped the flaming red-hot sucker on the ledge of my ample belly. This prompted a blister four inches in diameter that, while I barely felt it at the time, was a painful howdy-do when I woke up the next morning.
Looks like I got off easy.
Kids, take it from your old 50sDad, Don't cook drunk!
12 posted on
11/30/2004 11:55:58 AM PST by
50sDad
( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
To: Prime Choice
File this under "Don't try this at home, kids!".
15 posted on
11/30/2004 11:57:42 AM PST by
GaltMeister
(The only time a Democrat should be allowed in the White House is to visit the President.)
To: Prime Choice
Why do these dummies always live in a trailer?
17 posted on
11/30/2004 11:58:26 AM PST by
sonserae
To: Chad Fairbanks
When good lava lamps go bad...
21 posted on
11/30/2004 12:01:09 PM PST by
DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
(I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.)
To: Prime Choice
Actually, one could get stoned to the point of catalepsy (sp?) without any drugs or alcohol, but it would take a lot of concentrated effort.
22 posted on
11/30/2004 12:02:09 PM PST by
GSlob
To: Prime Choice
To: Prime Choice
What's the frequency Kenneth?
26 posted on
11/30/2004 12:03:26 PM PST by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
To: Prime Choice
To: Prime Choice
"There was glass from the kitchen clear to the living room," his mom toad us...
35 posted on
11/30/2004 12:08:18 PM PST by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
To: Prime Choice
Stupid is as stupid does. Chocolates anyone?
37 posted on
11/30/2004 12:10:32 PM PST by
Danae
(Kill Terrorists. Negotiation is a waste of breath.)
To: Prime Choice
He has a kid at 22 or 23, lives in a trailer, and he puts a lava lamp on simmer to make it go faster.
Something tells me he wasn't offered a scholarship to Johns-Hopkins Medical School.
40 posted on
11/30/2004 12:10:56 PM PST by
sarah_f
(Know Islam, Know Terror.)
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