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Lava Lamp Left on Hot Stovetop Explodes, Killing Man
CNN ^ | 11/30/2004 | CNN

Posted on 11/30/2004 11:52:16 AM PST by Prime Choice

KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

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To: Chad Fairbanks

When good lava lamps go bad...


21 posted on 11/30/2004 12:01:09 PM PST by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.)
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To: Prime Choice

Actually, one could get stoned to the point of catalepsy (sp?) without any drugs or alcohol, but it would take a lot of concentrated effort.


22 posted on 11/30/2004 12:02:09 PM PST by GSlob
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To: Conspiracy Guy

More proof there are rednecks even in Yankee states.


23 posted on 11/30/2004 12:02:28 PM PST by whodat57
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Did you see #89 on that thread. Absolutely hilarious.


24 posted on 11/30/2004 12:02:38 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Prime Choice

Stupidity kills.


25 posted on 11/30/2004 12:03:03 PM PST by pabianice
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To: Prime Choice

What's the frequency Kenneth?


26 posted on 11/30/2004 12:03:26 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
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To: whodat57

Tragic but stupid.


27 posted on 11/30/2004 12:03:28 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: Prime Choice

I'm sorry that I'm not up on all of the requirements to qualify for Darwin Award.

Being a father disqualifies you? What are some other "rules" that I might need to know?


28 posted on 11/30/2004 12:03:42 PM PST by Txsleuth (Proud to be a Texan)
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To: Txsleuth
Being a father disqualifies you?

Uh...yeah. The whole point of the Darwin Award is that people take themselves out of the gene pool before they procreate.

29 posted on 11/30/2004 12:05:14 PM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I lost the thread.


30 posted on 11/30/2004 12:06:55 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: Prime Choice

DANG DANG DANG - I go to lunch, this appears, and everyone beats me to the punch on the Darwin Award Nomination idea. DANG DANG DANG


31 posted on 11/30/2004 12:06:56 PM PST by BigEdLB (BigEd)
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To: Prime Choice

Death by stupidity.


32 posted on 11/30/2004 12:06:59 PM PST by HEY4QDEMS
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To: 50sDad

Now that's funny.... Good excuse not to drink.


33 posted on 11/30/2004 12:07:04 PM PST by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1290983/posts


34 posted on 11/30/2004 12:07:41 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Prime Choice

"There was glass from the kitchen clear to the living room," his mom toad us...

35 posted on 11/30/2004 12:08:18 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
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To: Prime Choice

sorry, that was a dumb question---also, I just finished reading your #113 post on previous thread---

Okay, then what do you call this guy, since he can't be Darwin winner? Just stupid guy who dies doing something stupid?


36 posted on 11/30/2004 12:09:59 PM PST by Txsleuth (Proud to be a Texan)
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To: Prime Choice

Stupid is as stupid does. Chocolates anyone?


37 posted on 11/30/2004 12:10:32 PM PST by Danae (Kill Terrorists. Negotiation is a waste of breath.)
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To: Txsleuth
Being a father disqualifies you?

Yes, he has already passed on whatever stupidity genes he has to his kid.

38 posted on 11/30/2004 12:10:33 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

ROTFLMAO. Thanks.


39 posted on 11/30/2004 12:10:35 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: Prime Choice

He has a kid at 22 or 23, lives in a trailer, and he puts a lava lamp on simmer to make it go faster.

Something tells me he wasn't offered a scholarship to Johns-Hopkins Medical School.


40 posted on 11/30/2004 12:10:56 PM PST by sarah_f (Know Islam, Know Terror.)
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