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Lava Lamp Left on Hot Stovetop Explodes, Killing Man
CNN ^ | 11/30/2004 | CNN

Posted on 11/30/2004 11:52:16 AM PST by Prime Choice

KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; lavalamp
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To: SouthernFreebird

Hey! I have one. I am in no way a granolite!


41 posted on 11/30/2004 12:11:34 PM PST by Little Pig (Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
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To: skaterboy
>>You might be a redneck if...<<

...you have a lava lamp.

42 posted on 11/30/2004 12:12:09 PM PST by Muleteam1
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To: newgeezer
It should also be noted that a lava lamp works primarily off the heat from the lamp below to warm the wax. Works fine but takes almost an hour to start blurbing right. My guess is that he must have thought he was going to get lucky and was hurriedly preparing the "mood".

Isn't THAT a slice of American Life !
43 posted on 11/30/2004 12:13:24 PM PST by ProfoundMan (It's not a scandal, it's a WAR !)
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To: Muleteam1

Im a redneck and i got one from my old high school "smoking" days


44 posted on 11/30/2004 12:14:09 PM PST by skaterboy (Cant wait for tomorrow cause I get better looking everyday)
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To: Txsleuth
what do you call this guy, since he can't be Darwin winner?

Well, you might call him (or his estate) the plaintiff in a class-action suit, given that the lava-lamp most likely did not have a DO NOT HEAT ON STOVETOP sticker.

I can hear the lawyers now...

45 posted on 11/30/2004 12:14:29 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: durasell

Look for warning labels on lava lamps next, after the lawsuit.


46 posted on 11/30/2004 12:15:54 PM PST by sarah_f (Know Islam, Know Terror.)
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To: skaterboy
I remember those things but I can't quite place when they were popular? 1970/80? I'm more from the UV light and poster era.

Muleteam1

47 posted on 11/30/2004 12:16:46 PM PST by Muleteam1
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To: Danae
Stupid is as stupid does. Chocolates anyone?

Sure! I've been wondering what this diabetic coma thing is all abou--ERR! *THUMP*

48 posted on 11/30/2004 12:16:54 PM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Txsleuth
Okay, then what do you call this guy, since he can't be Darwin winner?

"Poor dumb bastard" comes to mind... ;o)

49 posted on 11/30/2004 12:18:21 PM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Buy a gas water heater in the People's Republic of Kalifornia and count the number of warning stickers. I seem to remember well over a dozen. That doesn't include the ones in Spanish.


50 posted on 11/30/2004 12:19:47 PM PST by sarah_f (Know Islam, Know Terror.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
What's the frequency Kenneth?

Oh no ya don't! The last guy who tried to answer that question got the living snot kicked out of him. ;o)

51 posted on 11/30/2004 12:19:49 PM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Prime Choice

He needs to sue!

All lava lamps need a warning tag, "Caution, may explode if heated on stovetop or in microwave."

Does Ralph have this yet?

Red6


52 posted on 11/30/2004 12:20:37 PM PST by Red6
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To: Prime Choice

53 posted on 11/30/2004 12:24:48 PM PST by Muleteam1
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To: sarah_f

He should have just let the wax melt on it's own.


54 posted on 11/30/2004 12:35:28 PM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

I saw this story on another thread - Someone posted one of the funniest posts on FR ever on that thread ;0)


55 posted on 11/30/2004 12:47:40 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (01010010 01001111 01010100 01000110 01001100)
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To: sarah_f

Look for warning labels on lava lamps next, after the lawsuit.

WARNING: FOR USE AS AN IRONIC DECORATION ONLY! IF YOU ARE NOT A STONER TEEN, POETRY MAJOR IN A NORTHEASTERN LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE OR GAY USE OF THIS PRODUCT IN OR NEAR YOUR PRIMARY RESIDENCE MAY LABEL YOU AS A PERSON OF LITTLE TASTE,LIMITED IQ AND LOW INCOME! (Also, this product may explode in a fiery inferno.)


56 posted on 11/30/2004 12:59:11 PM PST by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: Chad Fairbanks; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
saw this story on another thread - Someone posted one of the funniest posts on FR ever on that thread ;0)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1290983/posts

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57 posted on 11/30/2004 1:02:24 PM PST by csvset
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To: Prime Choice

Could only happen in a Blue State.


58 posted on 11/30/2004 1:03:00 PM PST by JesseHousman
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To: csvset

That's the one LOL


59 posted on 11/30/2004 1:05:15 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (01010010 01001111 01010100 01000110 01001100)
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To: Prime Choice
A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Paging John Edwards, John Edwards, please pick up the white phone.

60 posted on 11/30/2004 1:06:51 PM PST by Prince Charles
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