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FOUND! The text of the speech President Bush WANTED to give at Clinton library

http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | Friends, distinguished guests, President and Mrs. Clinton, and those who I beat the hell out of in the last two elections. What a great pleasure to stand here on this special day in front of this double-wide you call a Presidential library — the only Presidential library that hands you a towel after touring through the eight years of your — interesting — term. I didn't know if I was supposed to use the towel to dry off the after the shower I needed going through all the slime you pulled the country through or it was for after the tour through the Monica Lewinsky, touch me wing. Just ribbin' ya, Billy-boy.

1 posted on 11/30/2004 6:15:34 AM PST by NationalLampoonguy
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To: NationalLampoonguy

LOL!


2 posted on 11/30/2004 6:18:28 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: NationalLampoonguy

Excellent read!


3 posted on 11/30/2004 6:23:04 AM PST by Clintons Are White Trash (Helen Thomas, Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: NationalLampoonguy

BTTT


5 posted on 11/30/2004 6:30:57 AM PST by spodefly (I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
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To: NationalLampoonguy

As funny as this thing is, it would have been even funnier if SOMEBODY at JWR had bother to proof it, it is shot through with all sorts of spelling and grammatical errors, which could not possibly be attributed to President Bush's occasional mangled syntax, even on his WORST day.

Steve? You need to start listening more to Mr. Paper Clip guy in Microsoft Word when he tells you something is wrong with your writing structure.

Otherwise, a hilarious article.


7 posted on 11/30/2004 6:41:04 AM PST by Mad Mammoth
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To: NationalLampoonguy
"Hey, Hillary. Still hangin' in there with Billy boy? I'll tellya, you're a better man than I. I'm just clowning around."

This one caught me just right.

8 posted on 11/30/2004 6:43:27 AM PST by Gumption
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To: NationalLampoonguy


9 posted on 11/30/2004 6:55:07 AM PST by Tuba Guy
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