Posted on 11/29/2004 7:24:01 PM PST by RWR8189
Excellent!
Totally hilarious. TWS rocks, and for years has been on the cutting edge of conservative humor.
This must be a joke - right?
OOPS - never mind - I missed the "Parody" label in the corner...
E-mail it to Keith Olbermann at PMSNBC without the parody tag - he may run it as his lead story tomorrow.
Good; but not as funny as the sight of Dan Rather and Wolf Blitzer on election night, trying desperately to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.
So It's Too Close To Call??
Once upon a time there was a presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice-fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and frozen lake in Minnesota. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification!
At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fishes. Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fishes and Kerry comes in again with none. That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother
with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.
The next night (after George W. comes back with
50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin'?"
"He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice.
Bad things happen to mean people who give people with weak hearts a shock......stop that...I almost fainted.
Yeah, they made it so big, I could hardly see it at all! LOL!
Dial up sucks.
Yeah, I've always heard how intelligent Olberman is supposed to be, yet he was apparently unaware of the phenomenon of conservative Southern Democrats voting Republican in Presidential elections.
LOL, Now that's Funny!
Jesse Jackass-on was here yesterday at a black church whining about "disenfranchised voters" who had to "stand in line" to vote, thereby PROVING that huge numbers got tired and walked away, without voting!
Then he's on to Cinci to continue to "foment dis-chord".
DESPERATE MEASURES???
"He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice.
ROTFLMAO!
This is all the result of instant replay in the NFL. The doctrine of unintended consequences strikes again.
I read an article a few days ago, and he was bad-mouthing America worse than I have ever heard him before. If someone knows how they can find that story and put it up.
He was spewing such venom about America, he sounded like Bin Laden.
Yeah, been there, done that.
You are excused:-)
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